If only I knew then...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I would not have changed a thing. I’ve enjoyed the dance.

Girlbysea (AKA: ChiefScott’s GBS)

22

At the moment: I would go back and tell myself to get laid and relax and start drinking earlier, and don’t worry about it!

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

23

I would have told myself at 16 to enjoy living at home rent-free with no bills what-so-ever!! I would have enjoyed my teenage years more. They seem like a blur now!

That’s about the only thing I would change though. Every mistake I’ve made has made me into the person I am today. Had I not experienced that heartache and pain I would not be the strong independent woman that I am today.

That John Denver’s full of shit man!

24

This is just how I feel. I’ve been through some nasty stuff, but if it hadn’t happened, I wouldn’t have become the person I am right now.

Still got a little bit of tweaking to do, but overall, this particular model of me is the one I like best.

Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.

25

Psst, young Az, buy Cisco, not candy. And learn to play pool and drive a stick.

I’m not a fallen angel, I’m a risen demon.

26

What would I say to my younger self?

Go on, ask her to dance. What’s the worst that can happen?

–
TMR

‘Oh yeah, and wearing a T-shirt and flannel to a job interview is a Bad Idea.’

27

If I only knew then, what I know now…

I’d still make all the same stupid mistakes

28

Don’t talk so much.

Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together.
—Red Green

29

If I could go back , I’d tell myself that lonliness doesn’t last forever-it only seems that way when you’re 14 and have bad hair.

30

I would’ve told myself to get a decent haircut, to wear better clothes, and to have mor confidence in myself (and hopefully be very convincing, because I don’t listen to my own advice even now).

It’d make my life a lot different, that’s for sure, and I don’t care if it would’ve meant I’d end up in a different place than where I am today.

-PIGEONMAN-

The Legend Of PigeonMan - Shadow of the Pigeon
Weirdo of the Night

31

At 23, I’d tell myself to not rebound to get even, how was I to know I’d get pregnant and it would altered my life forever.

Going back 1 1/2 yr.s ago, I’d tell myself to investigate the situation a little deeper, I could have saved myself a lot of heartache.

32

I think I’d have told myself to listen to my father. And actually do what he said.

33

…for some people…

Habit rules the unreflecting herd. - Wordsworth

34

I would tell myself that contrary to what everybody says, the boys are NEVER going to catch up maturity wise. That was one big lie they were spreading around in junior high, maybe they thought we couldn’t handle the truth.

That and: you are in the process of becoming everything you will ever be.

“Wisdom is the booby prize, they give you when you’ve been unwise.”

35

I would say to myself at 15, self? Don’t start smoking, you’re not going to believe what this will cost you in the year 2000. And self? Whatever you ever do in this life again, don’t go out with Wendy tomorrow. She will ruin your life, and any trust you ever had for women.
Danny

Madness Takes its Toll,
Please Have Exact Change.

36

I’d also tell myself at 15 to wake up and pay attention to the captain of the soccer team. I have a friend who SWEARS up and down that he had a crush on me, and I had one on him, and that I was just so up in the clouds all the time that I never noticed. DAMMIT!

Habit rules the unreflecting herd. - Wordsworth