If Rush Limbaugh & Ann Coulter mated, what would their offspring look like?

I think it’s a given that Ann will kill and eat Rush after mating is complete, perhaps keeping his cochlear implant as a souvenir.

But the important question here is what their offspring will be like.

I’m sure that tentacles will be involved along with a scorpion like-tail with a venomous stinger on the end.

As far as the sex goes, I think the spawn may have a combination of both male and female reproductive organs, thus enabling it to virtually replicate itself.

I’m sure I’m missing some things, so feel free to fill us all in.

Coulter Limbaugh