If turds (Any type of turd, whether it is human, dog, cat, bird, whatever) were sentient creatures, would they be able to copulate? How would they do so? And would turds from different animals be able to inter-breed and have offspring turds with mixed characteristics?
At first I was going to reply, but then I thought, “Fck this sht.”
In long-term service of my campaign to upgrade the level of discourse in this forum, please be advised that the normal prohibitions against personal insults and flaming in General Questions are suspended for purposes of this thread.
Feel free to let the OP know how you feel about questions of this maturity level being posted in this forum.
This should be put on copied down on parchment paper rolled up and put in a test tube, sealed…
Then slipped straight up your large intestine.
Thanks for the freeshot manny 
A freeshot and I fucking blew it…
Monster…just traipse out to the outhouse, place your face in the hole, and ask your mom.
I won’t even dignify the question with a reply of any sort. manhattan, you should know better. Just lock the stupid thing and let it sink to the bottom of the privy like the stinky turd of a question it is.
Jesus, guys, check the pit. This is a joke based on another thread in the pit.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27702
Calm down.
–Tim
You’re right, of course. I let my evil nature take over for a little while. This thread is closed and consigned to the dustheap of GQ history.