I never would have come to this connection until today, after I left a nice, sloppy shit in the toilet. I reached to flush the toilet, when all of a sudden, it turned into a face and started whining “Any mod, close this thread! Any mod, close this thread!”. It then proceeded to grow arms, and it tried to escape. It took me about 20 minutes and a really big mess to keep the shit in the toilet and to finally get it flushed down. It was screaming the whole way “Leave me alone, Coldfire!”. Not a pretty sight.
That’s the whole problem! Trolls are nothing but escaped, mutant shits!
*On a side note: Where should I post my upcoming 100th post?
A. Taking a dump. (MPSIMS)
B. Plumbing problems. (GQ)
C. Your worst nightmare. (IMHO)
D. Complaint about trolls. (ATMB)
E. Bad science fiction movies. (MPSIMS or IMHO)
F. More plumbing problems. (GQ)
G. Turd tells Coldfire to “fuck off!” (BBQ Pit)
H. Ugly things I have to look at. (BBQ Pit)
I. “Flame Trolls” thread. (BBQ Pit)
J. 100th Post Party. (MPSIMS)
K. Kinky sex. (MPSIMS or IMHO or BBQ Pit or GQ)
L. Esperanto. (Comments)
I too, coosa, was looking for information on how turds copulate. But alas, it was about… something… that I don’t get. Somebody upset this poster very much but I don’t know who, what, when, where or why. Not to mention how.
Perhaps, like turd copulation, we may never know the (big pause) rest of the story.
Actually, Monster came up with a nifty little bit of imagery there. Though I’d guess the actual spawning grounds for trolls are bathrooms in bus stations and poorly maintained outhouses in fishing camps.
I’m venturing this opinion so I won’t have to toss a grenade at my own bathroom.
Sorry guys…I didn’t mean to dissappoint about turd copulation. So fuck off! (This is the pit, after all). For those of you who were dissappointed, tough shit. Head on over to GQ for a turd copulation thread.