What’s scarier than furries?
2006 Weight Loss Club - May
Sadly yes, that is scary. 
This is somewhat scary, too…
I’m running out of toilet paper, but the drugs are good…
Really, here’s the MMP
**How do you focus at work?
I’m running out of toilet paper, but the drugs are good . . . **
You just summed up my Monday Morning (not really…we have toilet paper)
These are separated by only one thread. It’s sad, but I can’t help but be struck by the unintentional humor:
**The Berkeley Naked Guy’s Obit
I am so dead…**
These two atre separated by four right now, but with luck they’ll be contiguous soon:
**If Cat Girls Really Existed
Today, I de-lurk for a kitten…**
**I am so dead…
Gratuitous insult from a fortune cookie? **
This was in yesterday’s MPSIMS:
What’s scarier than furries?
Really bad tattoos.
I’ll say!
Today:
**How cool is this!?
A Randomly Selected Thread Topic **
Well, I’d give a 7.5 out of 10.
I know the 2nd one has been overused, but it’s still a good pairing.
**When Karma Attacks!
I am so dead… **
Better luck next time.
This amused me…
**Sinking the Oriskany **
**A funny cat story **
Sounds like some crazy cartoon where a cat chasing a mouse sets off an incredibly crazy set of events, ending in ultimately in the sinking of an entire battleship.
At that point the cat and mouse then stop, in mid chase, and giggle uncontrollably together at their mischief 
**Diet booze will knock you on your ass
How?
Ask the (Former) Professional “Psychic” **
I Overheard My Boss on the Phone Looking for a Good Stripper
I accepted a job! Finally!
Separated by one post right now, but irresistable:
**Children are so gullible; or, Fun lies you’ve told to kids
I’m going to blow up the Moon. What are you doing this summer?**
(Punctuation in First title modified to render it more comprensible. I can’t help it – it’s the Editor in me.)
Now those two are sequential!
General Questions:
**How hard is it to pilot a blimp?
Is it necessary/prudent to use parking brake?
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**Today’s ethical dilemma brought to by Mt. Everest and a man with no legs. Long or short socks? **
Cafe Society:
Anyone Ever Tried Sculpting or Woodcarving?
What is Homer Simpson good at?
Today, I de-lurk for a kitten.
I have a killer dog.
:eek:
No tampon ads where the Pope might see 'em
Happy Towel Day
is now
I’m getting a puppy! What else do I need?
Today, I de-lurk for a kitten.
I have a killer dog.
:eek: :eek:
What’s more awesome than plasma?
Bluetooth Controlled Planes and Cars
Yes, provided we’re not talking toy planes and cars, that would be pretty awesome.