If the hetero missionary position is "vanilla sex"-

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-than what flavors are other sexual acts? Or conversely, given a flavor what sexual act would correspond to it?

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Well, I think we can very obviously figure out what anal would be called. . .

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And gay anal would be Rocky Road.

Cuz it’s got nuts…

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I have an unpleasant suspicion what strawberry would be…

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If it’s not vanilla, it’s spicy.

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Neapolitan would be a multi-racial threesome.

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Wouldn’t all gay sex be tutti frutti?

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Oh, that made me LOL so hard.

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Sigh. Y’all are killin’ me.

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Let’s not discuss pistachio.

I suppose cherry vanilla would be missionary position with a virgin?

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Not this.

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Then you really don’t want to know about raspberry swirl.

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Or “Death by Chocolate.”

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Or “Dublin Mudslide” (Ben and Jerry’s).

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Chubby Hubby would be a fat man wanking and crying.

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Cherry Garcia is she’s hispanic.

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Someone in another thread the other day used the term “dulce de leche” for not-quite-vanilla-but-not-too-freaky sex. I shall be stealing that.

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Here I was pretty sure that “dulce de leche” meant bukkake.