If the world speed walking record holder is chased by samurai, would he walk or run?

Thanks to our friends in Japan, we now know the answer.

No discussion of speed walking is complete without this.

Yes, that’s who you think it is.

That is the exact thing I thought of when I read the thread title. I hadn’t seen any Almost Live stuff on YouTube yet, so thanks, for the treat. Pat Cashman FTW!