If the world speed walking record holder is chased by samurai, would he walk or run?

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Thanks to our friends in Japan, we now know the answer.

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No discussion of speed walking is complete without this.

Yes, that’s who you think it is.

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That is the exact thing I thought of when I read the thread title. I hadn’t seen any Almost Live stuff on YouTube yet, so thanks, for the treat. Pat Cashman FTW!