I have no idea.
I could wear a t-shirt with Laverne & Shirley on it or possible Leslie Nielson.
Since the donkey costume I had in mund probably wouldn’t be too comfortable, I’d probably come dressed as my humble self, but speaking only Esperanto.
Alternatively, dressing up as “Captain” Paul Watson should do quite nicely.
So where’s this worldwide dopefest being held? I know of a little island right between America and Europe that seems like a logical place…
How could you locate a worldwide Dopefest anywhere else but Amsterdam?
It is not wise to mock the king. 
My nomex driving suit.
Did ya’ll really think it was Snake-scat-lady? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
And with a story about your childhood in a home made of logs?
I would have meant to get a costume, but never got around to it.
Everybody’s invited!
Though I’m not sure what venue could possibly hold all of us.
Or a shirt that says, “No, I’m serious” on the front. Then on the back it says, “And don’t call me…well…you know.”
It just so happens there’s a party in my pants and you’re all invited.
(with regard to venue location)
OK, so my choices are cow, or dog.
Yippie.
(Of course, that’s what I get for choosing a super siomple name based on…umm…my name. And having my name be all Frenchy and relating to a breed of dogs and cows.)
yeah. i wonder how many of us would’ve picked a different name if we knew this invite was coming. :dubious:
I can’t wait to see Amazon Floozy Goddess’s costume.
Ooh…what about TubaDiva?
methinks King of Soup can’t wait to see Eve’s costume. 
I’m guessing it’ll be long hair and a fig leaf…
You could wear a boot on your head. You know, like Bouvis and Boot… oh, never mind.
I’d dress as a bug and bring “it”* with me!
*Y’all do remember that Far Side, right?
I’ll wear sepia-tone calico and bring my own lighting crew since this works best under professional supervision.
Concerning the venue, we have enough room here for Dopestock, and I wouldn’t have to worry about parking my tractor.