I’d have to wear a purple & yellow flower costume – the middle aged & slightly crazy would be obvious. :rolleyes:
Man, I really need a new name.
I’ll be the one dressed like this. Sans Frank Morgan.
Wrapped up in, oh, let me think, wrapped up in, damn, it’s on the tip of my tongue. Crap! Can someone post and help me out? Whatever it is, there’ll be 153 others, similarly attired.
Gee, quiltguy154, wrapped in a coverlet??? Just guessing.
Me, I’d have my pruners, weeder and a trowel in one of those geeky gardener aprons and I’d be carrying a suitcase. And a camera.
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I guess I’d have to look something like this, only female (gold lamé skirt maybe?)
Hmm. Based on the most common appearance, it would probably be an East European military dress uniform circa 1925-1935.
I’d wear a dry suit, BCD, air tank, and at least 20 pounds of lead. Would someone please give me some help just standing up straight???
I’d raid the nearest BBC Costume Department and come dressed like her.
I’d come with vampire teeth and a t-shirt that says, “Ho ho ho, now I have a machine gun too!”
I’d also wear pink bows in my hair. (since my name ends in -ia and all)
Very few people would smile in acknowledgement and I would ultimately end up regretting the trip. insert Debbie Downer sound
Well, I wouldn’t be wearing a tail…
Cut-off shorts and a crown.
Sampiro is Albanian for “vampire”, so I’d come in Byron’s Albanian costume with of course vampiric contact lenses and dentist made subtle fangs (the type that allow you to eat).
well, think Tito Puente or saturday night Ricky Riccardo. Which is like I usually dress, anyway.
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I’d be dressed as a cheap aluminum table with vinyl-padded chairs around me, and I’d have an enormous umbrella hat.
Make sure they’re the tacky kelly green ones with shamrocks and harps printed on them from a “genyoowine Irish Pub”! 
I would be dressed in jeans, a t-shirt, and a plaid shirt.
Oh, come on, at least give us a “genyoowine” Scottish plaid kilt!
(I’m all about the gaelic cultural appropriation today, aren’t I?)
Hmmmmm…
Why not? Ok, I’ll do it!
Yeah ! a kilt ! I love to see men wearing kilts
Would just ears and tail be enough, or would I have to make a blue catsuit? Or just make sure it’s one of those depressed days.