Well, seeing as my username is based on my real name, I guess I’d just come as myself. But for something this big, I’d have to figure out what my definitive self is. Hmmm. Let me check my closet and get back to you. . .
Oh, and Scott, if I find any kilts as I’m going through my closet, I’ll email you, mmkay?
My name comes from a story about an artificially intelligent missle. I guess that i’d wear black with guidance fins all around my feet and torso with a pointy nosecone on my head.*
*“don’t get me angry. you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
Well, I guess I could dress as normally as possible, for ironic effect. Or as a giant number 1 with an accordian and this guy’s hair. Yeah, I’ll go for that second option.
I would literally be a distortion in the fabric of spacetime. Thus I would have total control over my appearance, able to refract, absorb and re-emit, and even red- and blueshift incoming light to show up anywhere from invisible, to topological display of spacetime curviness, to 40 performing bananas.
I’d be a turtle, with small drawers built into my shell. I’d be wearing a wizard’s hat and square spectacles, and probably carrying a wizard’s staff as well.