If there was a worldwide Dopefest...

So, how you doin’?

::A few seonds later::

I just googled kilts, and the least expensive avalible ones seem to be $300. :eek: One listing says:

, but the link is down.

Pixisis, any spares in your [del]fetish[/del] closet? Also, wasn’t there a reinvented version of a kilt avalible recently?

with the chance of a kilt siting in the offing, things are looking up :smiley:

nope. sorry. i only have the one … and as it was tailored to me, i don’t think it would fit a man well.

any high quality costume shops in your area ? they sometimes have them for rental.

:: crosses fingers and hopes for the best ::

I’ve got a size 9 plaid school skirt… might do in a pinch. :wink:

As a… pink… nail file.

Gosh, now I wish I’d have gone with Super Flamingo Girl. That would’ve been fun… I would’ve been able to wear a tiara.

Ha! I just got your name …

Um, I guess I’d go as the statue of liberty … <shrug>

You would not be able to see me until after the carnage was through.

Or, I’d dress as a chicken and carry a katana.

Well, first I have to find a really big sponge…
Side note, I got my kilt (in my clan tartan, too) for $30. Hah!

I’ll just attend in my jammies.

But I’ll be sure to stay awake for Eve’s grand entrance.

Too bad FireBoobsUnderpants isn’t still with us. That would have been one heckuva costume.

I would dress as I normally do. I am named after myself, after all.

I suppose I’d just come as I are. But I’d bring a mirror, of course.

Well, seeing as my username is based on my real name, I guess I’d just come as myself. But for something this big, I’d have to figure out what my definitive self is. Hmmm. Let me check my closet and get back to you. . .
Oh, and Scott, if I find any kilts as I’m going through my closet, I’ll email you, mmkay?

My name comes from a story about an artificially intelligent missle. I guess that i’d wear black with guidance fins all around my feet and torso with a pointy nosecone on my head.*

*“don’t get me angry. you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”

Well, I guess I could dress as normally as possible, for ironic effect. Or as a giant number 1 with an accordian and this guy’s hair. Yeah, I’ll go for that second option.

Wow, that’s actually dangerously close to a good picture of Al’s hair. :eek:

Like this, of course. Except the hourglass would have to be bigger, and maybe add some sort of hooded robe.

A walrus mustache, and wearing a plaid leisure suit with attached epaulettes, but no shirt.

Suit, tie, and just a hint of cologne. . .

I’m the James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) type. . .

Tripler
And yes, I’m packing a Walther PPK.

I would literally be a distortion in the fabric of spacetime. Thus I would have total control over my appearance, able to refract, absorb and re-emit, and even red- and blueshift incoming light to show up anywhere from invisible, to topological display of spacetime curviness, to 40 performing bananas.

I would be dressed normally but maybe some lucky doperette, or two, may get to see my stripes.

I’d be a turtle, with small drawers built into my shell. I’d be wearing a wizard’s hat and square spectacles, and probably carrying a wizard’s staff as well.