If they ever make a Charlie McCarthy movie

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I think I’ve found the perfect star.

2

5’11", weighs 120. Yikes.

3

Who would get to play Edgar Bergen, and would he want to spend the whole movie fisting Jacko?

4

That face is disturbing in the same way that the faces of some dolls and ventriloquist dummies are creepy – because it is like a face, and yet not. In that photo of Jackson, you can see the eyes of a person peering out, but it’s as if they are behind a face, behind a facade that is not real.

5

Am I the only person who thought that Michael J.'s mugshot looked like Edna May Oliver’s evil twin?