Yes, I think you’re right, ** king of spain **. I was mistaken. I think the last name of “Barebones” is what really turns it into a rib-tickler. Unfortunately, you just don’t see those last names around much, these days.
Thesesources (neither of which exactly exudes credibilty) say that Praise-God Barebone named his son Hath Christ Not Died For Thee Thou Wouldst Be Damned Barebone. Hath Christ Not Died (yeah, we’re on a first-four-names basis) changed his name to Nicholas Barbon.
This source says brother, and names him as If Jesus Had Not Died For Thee &c. and this source concurs, noting another brother, Christ Came Into The World To Save.
So the account seems somewhat confused.
I love the other suggestions, too, Enmity & Always-Recylce especially.
Dead Air Dawkins
Segue Smith
Live Remote Linerud
Backtime Bennett
Plus-Tax-And-Recappable-Tires Peterson
Barn-burning-blowout-sale Benton
Oldie-Moldie-Golden-Gasser O’Reilly
Twin-Spin Thompson
Screamin’-Yellin’-Foamin’-at-the-Mouth-Rock-n-Roll Jones
Nothing to add, really; just wanted to give the OP props for recognizing a kick-ass name when they hear one. I have Prudence who’s four, and she is the most kick-ass baby on earth.
----Jane, who doesn’t brag about her kids much, so let it silde this once…