If we named our children like Puritans.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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My wife claims there is a scientist who named his daughter Escherichia coli Lastname.

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If bassists named their children like Puritians:

5-String
Peavey
Rickenbacher &
Fretless

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I’ve always thought Christian Surname was pretty.

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Barbarian, that would be Chuck Gerba, only it’s his son, Peter, and Escherichia is his middle name. I read it in Muse magazine. They dressed him up as an E. coli for Halloween once.

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No-Animals-Were-Harmed-In-The-Birth-Of-This-Child Smith
Bridges-Freeze-Before-Roads Jones
(this will only amuse Vermonters…) No-Dancing-With-Drinks Robinson
Don’t-Feed-the-Seagulls Arnold
And for the waitstaff among us:
Oh-Shit-I-Just-Got-Triple-Sat McGee
The-Math-Isn’t-All-That-Complicated Reynolds
God-Bless-Dansko Schmidt

I always REALLY did like the name Seredipity, though. Sera for short. (NOT Sara)

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Circular motions are best because they incorporate both up and down and side to side motions.

Beer-is-not-often-good-on-an-empty-stomach Jones
Beer-gut Smith

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:smack: GAH!!! Bad coding. ::apologizes profusely and hopes for someone to come fix her vb coding, but will be satisfied with a simple smack in the back of the head instead:: :smack:

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[B}Max Carnage** should rename one of his:

Shut-up-and-Reboot Adams

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Please-Stop-Doing-That-To-The-Goats MacPherson