Woman finds frog in frozen veggies. It seems the legs were missing, though—maybe the frog from the classic New Yorker cartoon finally met an ignoble demise. I hope he was at least lovingly frosted with glucose before being flash-frozen and shipped off to Wally World.
Could be worse, it could have been a Cockroach Cluster, or even Anthrax Ripple…
And poor Constable Clitoris thought it was an almond whirl…
I’m a big fan of Spring Surprise, myself.
for those of you who remain confused and ignorant:
here’s a link to theclassic Monty Python sketch
(yes, it’s still funny…)
Just today I found a lizard who fell in a bucket and couldn’t get out. I noticed he was “ever so slightly” moving, so I figured I rescued him just in time!
I picked him up by the tail, and put him on the ground and turned the hose on him to try to hydrate him a little.
He was still there after a couple hours and I figured he didn’t make it. But why was he still “ever so slightly” moving? Ah! The writhing colony of maggots in his head!
:eek:
So he was pretty fly for a skink guy?
I found a slug in my frozen raspberries once. And by found I mean that I realized that it didn’t have the same texture on my tongue as the rest of the raspberries.
I put the slug on the side of the bowl, and kept eating.
He’s just pining for the fjords.
“All I can see are millions of frogs on tiny crutches.”
[RIGHT]- Kermit the Frog, The Muppet Movie[/RIGHT]
There should have been a red label warning [del]lark’s vomit[/del] dead frog.
How do you know she is a witch?
She looks like one…
…and she turned me into a newt
I got better…
still, my brain hurts.
One crunchy, raw, unboned, real DIET frog!
I saw that. I’m not sure which is grossser–the accompanying photo of the partially dissolved frog being poured out of the can, or the description of the large lump of frog that finally came out of the can.
My first thought was ‘just glad it wasn’t me.’
I don’t know about you, but I’m hungry.
Except, that, I have a bit of a dirty fork, I wonder if I can get a new one?
I once worked in a pea factory where we were paid a bonus per creature to pick them out from the conveyor belt. We used to collect the odd insect on the way to work. Someone smuggled a sheep’s head in once, plonked it on the belt and tried to claim per maggot - unsuccessfully. Thereafter people got frisked going in to work. 
Well, I’m not having lunch today!
The FDA tested the remains and found it was a frog. The decaying remains are to big to fit through the opening. so you can’t cry fraud.