I’m not fooled. Look at the pictures!; clearly, it’s a lawn ornament! 
You’re not serious, are you? Admittedly, they don’t look real, but they do actually look like that.
No, i’m not serious. But this has to be the most fake looking real animal ever. Pretty much all those pictures look fake, too - look at the eighth one! I think we’ve found where the frogs in the beer advert idea came from.
People are bound to think it’s some sort of mock frog.
Mock frog? MOCK FROG?
Cleary a photoshopped image and not a very good one either! Look where the pixels… What?! Ow! Ow! Stop with the hitting!
Here’s another one. It’s quite an interesting looking animal
It’s adorable! And it’s skin secretions may have antibacterial and antiviral properties … I don’t suppose people will want to rub a frog all over their bodies?
Well, most people.
Well, I know one thing for sure.
Ceci n’est pas une pipe.
Is Mock Frog soup anything like Mock Turtle Soup?
Check these guys out: are they tomatoes? are they frogs? They’re… Tomato Frogs!
You can make soup out of them, but it tastes like chicken.
Yes, the ol’ green tree frog is a cute little jumper. We have a small population living in our back yard and just the other day, while doing my pre-flight walk around, I found one doing its best imitation of a wheel chock. I scooped him up and placed him out of harms way.
Mock frog? Of course not! Our “Crunchy Frog” is made with only real frogs, thankyou very much.
The finest baby frogs, I trust! 
Hmmm, wouldn’t they be tapoles or polliwogs, then?
The photographs don’t do them justice: the real ones look much faker than that.
Well, these grasshoppers look pretty fake in person. We get them around here in the summer and they’re a good 4 or 5 inches long. In person they look like they’re hand-painted, carved wooden toy grasshoppers.
Just watch out for the Spring Surprise.
:eek: That’s NOT a frog. That’s Yoda. The day he went into rehab.
“A dimebag you will score me!”