If women ruled the world, what would be different?
Women’s dry cleaning would cost the same as men’s…
Women’s haircuts would cost the same as mens.
Toilet seats would be chained down
IF?
I don’t remember where I read this but I always liked it:
Toilet Seats 101: Women…you too can put toilet seats down. Potential energy is on your side.
I seriously doubt anything would be much different in the global perspective. Women can be every bit as greedy, evil and underhanded as men so you’d still see wars and such.
There would be wars once a month.
::d&r::
Is that where the Japanese got their flag?
Men would be easily ridiculed by threads like this, which assume they wield power simply because they have penises.
And hey, leave the seat UP. Gravity’s on YOUR side to put it down, it’s only fair.
Either that, or we’ll just start peeing with it down. 
If women ruled the world, there would be peace. But we would all suffer through intense negotiations every 28 day
:o
Perhaps this link will work…
Instead of “Freedom”, “Liberation” or “protecting our interests” given as reasons for wars, the only reason for wars would be “If you don’t know, I’m certainly not going to tell you”
And now, I’m going to get in my bomb shelter.
Alliances would take years to work out…“Ohmigod! Do I wanna ally with France? Their food is soooooooo good, but everyone over there is so bitchy! Or the UK! They have those sexy Scots, but EW! Those teeth have GOT to go!”
I think they already do. But if they had absolute power they would:
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Make sure all toilet paper rolled from top to bottom.
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Legislate that men shave thier necks once a week.
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Turn ABC, NBC, and CBS into Lifetime, Oxygen, and WE.
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Not allow sports to be shown on TV
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Castrate all men who beat their wives
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Castrate all men who cheat on their wives
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“Dispose” of all female models
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Eliminate Jimmy Kimmel
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Eliminate Hugh Heffner and Larry Flint
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Make the cat “Man’s best friend”.
Four words: The Ministry of Footwear.
Same Structure, Female Players: No Spectacularly Meaningful Difference.
Alt: the women get to devise the whole apparatus from scratch: One Half Millennium of Absolute Chaos,…assuming they survive that: One Half Millennium of Things Coming Together, and from then on out a functional nonpatriarchal (of course) anarchy displaying good efficiency and extraordinary levels of citizen satisfaction with the system as a whole.
It’s funnier than yet another “period = war” joke. 
Read Dune, especially the last 2 books to get a feel of what it would be like if women ruled the universe.
Definitely no more friggin’ pantyhose or the idea of Superwoman!
My chances of finding a wealthy woman who would support me in a life of decadent luxury would GREATLY improve!
Comfortable, attractive shoes would be the norm, not the exception.