The number of pony farms would increase by about 20000% if women ruled the world. I mean where have you seen a woman that never ever ever wanted a pony farm. Then the methane from the ponyies would make the greenhouse effect so strong the polar caps would melt and most people would drown or starve or die in some other nasty way. The women’s rule will crumble and anarchy will follow.
My goodness – so much anger and vitriol here. For heaven’s sake, people, this is the IMHO forum, not GD, so naturally it’s a lot more light-hearted. Shirley Ujest was talking about bombing countries with shoes and publicly executing fashion designers. How on earth anyone could have taken that post seriously is beyond me. Do you really, really think she meant that? Puh-lease! Y’all are making me wish I ran the world and could create a law requiring anyone who displays such willful stupidity to be shot on sight to improve the gene pool.[sup]*[/sup]
[sup]*For the sarcasm impaired, I’m not serious![/sup]
maybe we could issue a grant to alter the gene that automatically causes men to go into Major Defensive Mode for Their Gendertm whenever a woman suggests, even jokingly that she could do it better. Honestly, such dirision and anger, just because you’re being poked fun at.