Here’s the scenario:
You’re staying at friend’s house for the night.
Friend is the same gender you are.
You think his/her new SO is really HOT.
You get up in the middle of the night for a pee, bedroom door is not closed as tight as it should be with guest in the house.
You hear sex, and see various naked limbs moving about.
Do you:
Quietly move in for a closer look.
Tip-toe back to bed wishing you hadn’t seen as much as you did.
If you chose 1, is it because you:
A) Want to see hot SO naked.
B) Want to see friend naked.
C) Enjoy watching sex no matter who it is.
D) Have no idea why, you just do it.
This post was inspired by the question: “How was your weekend”? :rolleyes:
Well…
As much as I’d like to do (1), I would most likely do (2), but not because I don’t wish to look, but because I try to respect my friend’s privacy.
Yes, I’m a pervert, but I leave that to my internet porn.
I’ll agree with JavaMaven, however tempting (1) may be, I’d go with (2). This is because my priorities are different when I wake up all groggy in the middle of the night, I’d prefer just to do my business and get back to sleep.
And perhaps I’ll wake up the next morning and smack mself for not having a peep.
Hah! This exact situation happened to me in college. I went to the dormroom of a buddy of mine where I hung out a lot and just walked inside. He was on the bed naked with his girlfriend.
I was so stunned I just stood there, door wide open behind me. He yelled “shut the door!” and I just turned around and walked out.
The next day he came around and tried to apologize for yelling, and I just pretended nothing at all had happened. He didn’t understand until I said “Please, just don’t ever say anything that would remind me of the sight of your naked, hairy ass ever again.”
Oddly, both his roommate and my roommate (also a mutual friend) later walked in on them on seperate occasions. Those two were like rabbits, and they took forever to learn to LOCK THE DOOR. Now they’re married. Huh.
I also kinda-sorta saw my sister and future brother-in-law going at it on my mother’s couch. . . before they were married. Not that I’m a moralist, but I know what my mother would’ve thought of that, given the time and place.
I must be an A-hole. If it were me I’d kick the door open and start screaming “FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!” and then start laughing my ass off when they jump and start yelling back at me once they realize I’m just fuck’n with’em.
Hey, thats what they get for having me as a house guest.
Depending on which friend I walked in on there is a distinct posibility I’d go get my SO and strike up an orgy.
Barring that I’d take a closer look but I’m not sure why.
Probably 1), but only quickly, as I wouldn’t want to get caught. Just enough time to see the hot SO naked. (And if they happened to be in a position that made it hard to see her naked, then I would probably walk away and not wait for a new one for fear of getting caught.)