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You beat me to it!
I think that I could work up a pretty good list of songs that I could do.
All That Jazz (jazz hands included!)
Oklahoma (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKlamhoma! Just for the sheer strength of the open word!)
Don’t Cry For Me Argentina (Ditto)
Anything from Mame or Gypsy (If I had the voice, I would so do Mamma Rose)
Wouldn’t It Be Lovely ( I can work up a cockney accent!)
My set
Cool -* West Side Story*
I Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha
She was There and Into the Fire - The Scarlet Pimpernel
This Almost was Mine - South Pacific
Ol Man River - Showboat
Cabaret - Cabaret
Ooooh, The Pajama Game. I looooove that one.
“I’m NOT at all in love, NOT at all in love, not me…” or “Hernando’s Hideaway”
How about Grease:
“Hopelessly devoted to-o you-oooo-oo-oo-ooo”
Or perhaps Guys and Dolls:
“LUCK be a lady tonight…” (done Sinatra style, of course, he should have gotten the lead, I don’t care how hot Marlon Brando was!)
and “Take back your mink…take back your pearls…what made you think, that I was one of those girls!”
And “Confrontation” from Les Miserables. First I would sing Javert’s part, then I’d start over and sing Valjean’s part. It would be epic.
Actually, anything by Sondheim would be appropriate. How about “A Little Priest” from Sweeney Todd?
At this very minute, somewhere in NYC, a shrink with a secret passion for showtunes is trying not to pee in his pants as an ashen-faced patient recounts having met Satan himself aboard the Number 3 train.
What, no love for Pippin?