Still wrong, Bubba. Evidently (going by the way the OP was worded), Greathouse was tailgaiting. That’s not only illegal, it’s freaking dangerous! So, seriously, which is the problem: someone else’s behavior over which Greathouse chooses to become annoyed or Greathouse’s dangerous driving?
Way to make assumptions, Monty! Nowhere does the OP say anything about tailgating. Besides, we all know about your inclination to sit in the left-hand lane, despite it being illegal in California.
Yep. People here either drive 50 or 80. Particularly on the uncouth West Bank Expressway. What about those of us who are rational who want to go, oh, 65 or so, since the limit is 60?
My favourite is the twisty windy hilly sea to sky highway. Speed limit 80. Passing lanes maybe every 10km or so, as hills and such allow. So you get the dingleberries on the ethiopian pottery of life driving at 60 all the way along, until they get to a passing lane where you accelerate to pass them, and find them suddenly to be doing 110…
I really don’t mind people driving slowly. Most of the turns are marked with a suggested 60, which is not necessary if you’re familiar with the road and conditions are good, but I have no objection to others driving slower than I prefer. But for the love of all old people fucking everywhere, be reasonably consistent about it so I can pass you in the passing lane without gunning it to 120.
Was he practicing safe jug fucking?
Hey, necros! Read the thread! I indicated where I made an assumption already. And given the description, as I said, provided in the OP, my assumption doesn’t seem to be all that unlikely as what transpired.
Your comment about my inclination is to sit in the left lane is bullshit. It is false. It is an intentional lie on your part. In the recent thread about tailgating, I indicated that sometimes I get stuck in said left lane because some moron can’t be bothered to not tailgate and thus I’m unable to move over. There are these things known on the highway as on ramps. Now, let’s not assume you know what the fuck people are saying to you, so I’ll explain what the fuck an on ramp is, you asshole: it is the stretch of usually paved road provided for traffic to get from the surface streets to the highway. Sometimes, you pathetic jackass, those on ramps become the right hand lane and thus those of us already in the right hand lane are all of a sudden in the center or left hand lane, depending on how that particular stretch of road is built.
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:smack: Hmmm…had it right the first time! Disregard posting with the mangled coding.
I’ll forgive anyone a ranting regarding I35…I HATE THAT HIGHWAY…they just closed it (in 2 different places) do to wrecks the other day.
I’d just like to add: FUCK YOU RUBBER NECKERS
There’s no reason for me to sit for 49 minutes and go 3.1 miles on I30 West to Fort Worth so you can see a rollover accident where pieces of the guy is still in the vehicle, but the vehicle is NOT BLOCKING ANYONE’S WAY
So that means the guy in the right hand lane was doing 40-50, too, since he couldn’t pass the guy with a thing for Ethiopian pottery. And you’re wrath is aimed at only one guy?
that’s “due”
God, tell me about it. As much as I hate driving here in Atlanta, I hate New Orleans more.
Monty, how the fuck do you gather that he was the problem driver? Assholes who drive in the left hand lane are the problem drivers dickface.
So, you’re my latest pet board stalker now, fool?
What a dick! Will you at least point out how Greathouse was a problem driver if you’re going to accuse him of being one? You have stalkers? Could it be because its not very difficult to hate you? Of course you won’t point it out because you never admit to being wrong, fuckin’ jerk-off!
Hey! I want to get one of those.
I already pointed it out. I referred to the OP’s actual description of the event. I’ll go ahead and quote part of it:
So, do you really believe that the guy was “talking shit” becuase the OP was NOT crowding him on the highway? If so, then you are truly dumber than dirt.
Binary: No. No you don’t.
Yo, fool/stalker! Please open your eyes and read the 22nd posting in this thread! If you actually are equipped with an understanding of the English language, you will see what I was referring to.
Monty, you are a total fucking tart! Are you assuming that Greathouse was doing the crowding? He is the one who couldn’t pass jackass! Stalker- go fuck yourself! You fuckin’ wish.
Let’s submit this minor rant for a bit of dissection and screwtiny, shall we…
After missing 3 days of work due to being sick, I was understandably wanting to be on time to work today. I was doing fine until I hit I35 North.
nothing wrong here, seems like a good start, but then…
**Now anybody with a half a fucking brain who learned how to drive in the U.S. should now that if you’re not passing someone then stay to the right. **
Grammatical errors aside, there are plenty of people with less than a half a brain out there driving around. In my experience though, they’re usually the ones who tailgate (though no one is accusing anyone of THAT) and drive 20 or 30 miles above the posted speed limit, which by the way, is more than just a suggestion.
That said, I understand actuely the frustration one experiences whilst behind one of these fecal greaseballs. I drove the Dan Ryan for YEARS, and believe me, those people make ones blood positively boil, still, a crash going 50, is quite a bit more survivable than a crash going 90.
**This greasy aftermath from canine cluster fuck of a person refused to move over. **
This is the part where you lose me House, I get the part where he wouldn’t move over, but what is a “greasy aftermath from canine cluster fuck?” Perhaps the aforementioned fecal greaseball may be the prefereablle insult in this case.
**He insisted on doing the same speed as the driver in the right hand lane. This Ethiopian jug fucker was driving like old people fuck…slow and sloppy. **
Tsk. Points off, Greathouse. My fellow dopers have raked you over the coals for the Ethopian pottery comment, so I’ll leave that one alone, but the bumper sticker insults…perhaps not. Here’s a rule of thumb for you, if you’ve ever seen it on a t-shirt at a county fair, try not to use it as an insult here.
The ball grabbing, ass licking, douche nozzle of a man was laughing at how far he had traffic backed up.
Next time, dress it up a bit. In this case, you weren’t superfluous enough. Take your cues from R. Lee Ermey, and you almost cannot go wrong, you need to direct your anger, not jumble it up to make you sound (even more) ridiculous.
I was an hour late because this vagina blood fart would not merge into the right hand lane. When I finally was able to pass this dingle berry on the ass of life on the right he rolled down his window and started trying to talk shit to me and everyone else passing him.
GH, a rule that will never ever fail you…PUNCTUATION. Commas, they are your friend. It’s a minor nitpick sure, but necessary. Content wise though, no one wants to think of a vagina blood fart. The comment crossed the invisible line of ew (c). The line that makes gross jokes and comments * just gross enough * to be funny, but not gross enough to be physically sickening.
** He needed to put his dick beater over his dick sucker and shut the fuck up so he could possibly figure out how to fucking drive. **
Can’t quibble with you on this one, it’s amusing, has good cadence, and, well, makes sense, sort of.
This is my first pit posting so I hope this was worthy.
Why GreatHouse, with a little practice, and you’ll be up there ranting with the likes of scylla (ok, perhaps not) well, you’ll be up there, anyway. Keep it up old chap (i hope you’re a chap, never did read the profile) give it the old college try and all that.
A thesaurus (the book not the dinosaur) would be a great help.
Look forward to your next rant (or to the dissection of this one)