what magazine would you chose and why?
I’d like to be on Fit and Trim because then I’d be in great shape!
Forbes or Fortune, because then I would be rich.
One of the gourmet cooking magazines yum!
National Geographic.
That’d be surreal.
on the cover of the Rolling Stone… Who did that song, anyway?
Adult Video News, just to freak out my relatives.
Seventeen, cuz then I’d be 17 again? Nah. Uh, Purely 18, cuz then I’d be young AND legal? Nah. Uh, I know, I wanna be on the cover of The National Enquirer, then I would know I’d really made it…
I wouldn’t mind being on the cover of ultress…wait is that a magazine?
Playboy.
Actually I am serious. I would most likely chicken out, but the idea of someone thinking I am that hot is really flattering.
I’d like to see my name on the cover of “The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction.”
It’s already been on the cover of “Galaxy,” “Aboriginal SF,” and “tomorrow SF” (with Harlan Ellison). I was also listed for some time in the “back issues” ads for “Realms of Fantasy,” getting a higher billing than Neil Gaiman. 
The cover of MAD magazine - parody is the sincerest form of flattery.
Dolores: it was Dr Hook
Nika: We already think you’re hot without you going to Playboy (tho if you want to do the nude shots we won’t stop you). I know a fair few guys who’d buy that issue.
Me? Either Time (I won’t tell you the caption I can see though grin - and no not for man of the year) or Lit Review. Or Who magazine marrying… oh now that would be telling huh?
Time Magazine with the caption “Sexiest Man of this Eternity”.
Or PC gamer with the caption “Winner of a lifetime of anything computer related that he desires”.
Red Herring. The magazine of money and high-tech.
Mother Jones, as “The Decade’s Coolest Liberal”. 
I’ll know I’ve made it when I’m on the cover of Food and Wine, as one of the “Best New Chefs of the Year”…
GQ:
“Our newest writer wittily distills Truth from this madcap existence (and damned if he don’t look smooth as hell while doing so).”
Baseball Weekly!
“Amazing people who possess superpowers such as flying, telekinesis, telepathy, heat vision, super strength, and nigh invulnerability, while having more money than they could ever need and have women falling all over them Monthly”
Of course, I’d be on the first, and last, issue.
–Tim
Cosmo–it’s kinda like soft porn