If You Could Choose TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW 's New Name..

If you were the person to choose a new name for one of the Pit’s favorite sons, what would it be? (former name VCO3, new name TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)

I don’t think he was running away from his old name - I think he felt that this new name was more interesting than VCO3 and that someone would pat him on his lil’ head and say, “good job!” or “how witty”.

If I could choose his name it would be: “occasionally lucid”.

Beat that!

(I chose the pit since… well… it’s TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)

What about Bob?

Good one, Lib – but it would need to be the whole phrase, complete with punctuation.

How about “I Have No Mind But I Must Rant”?

I think **Humorous Crank ** would work.

That’s VC03???

Fucking explains a lot.

Mods, note one more my time my vehement objection to name changes. Once a tool, always a tool, and the rest of the board shouldn’t have to learn that someone is a tool twice. Quit with the dipshit protection program already!

(If I had to vote, I’d go for Random Rant Generator)

I’ve seen some good ones around the Pit lately…
**mr. alphabet soup
Mostly Uppercase Consonants
A Conglomeration of Abbreviations **

Oo, here’s more!
TLDRWTFKTHXBAIOMGBBQILOLDHALISAIISFYPIANALPEBKACRTFMSTFUORLY
TPPKAVCO3
Alphabits

“Needs Medication”

How about: Save Yourself Some Fucking Time if You Don’t Like Me and Are Just Going To Say How Dumb My Lastest OP Was When You Already Judged it Before You Read it.

Or SYSFTiYDLMaAJGTSHDMLOPWWYAJiBYRi for short.

I read this as Alphabetitis, which actually seems like a great name. Inflammation of the alphabet and all.

Amen.

I’ve always believed that, at the very minimum, someone who changes names should be required to announce the fact in a new thread, and/or in a sig line. There are quite a few name changes that i’ve only become aware of because i noticed that the person had thousands of posts and i’d never seen their name before. A search back through their posting history was the only way to discover their previous identity.

Actually, given that it’s the mods and admins who approve and facilitate these name changes, maybe there should be a sticky thread in ATMB where every name change is listed.

We already have a Bob. How about Ted?

Or maybe “In Withdrawal”? That would explain a lot.

I’d still prefer not to have them at all. I’m sure I’d miss most of the announcements and additions to the sticky.

I’m still up for custom member titles, though. When can I have one?

So many people seemed to be having trouble with “VCO3” that I wanted it changed to something more manageable for the average poster.

I’m partial to Dances On Keyboard.

Is Queen of Denial already taken?

What’s The Deal With Black People?

That’s the name I’d pick.

Huh?

Let’s keep it short, sweet and simple:

The Poster Formerly Known as TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW