[QUOTE=jali]
I don’t think he was running away from his old name - I think he felt that this new name was more interesting than VCO3 and that someone would pat him on his lil’ head and say, “good job!” or “how witty”.
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Nah, he just did it to provoke a reaction from us. Like he always does. And, of course, it worked. Anyhow, he’ll always be VCO3 (that’s a letter “o” not a zero, dammit. Not directed at you, jali, but I see the mistake all the time) to me.
I admit his name makes my eyes go out of focus, so I propose:
TLDRIDKJKALOLFTW
I don’t know if this is an actual suggestion, but I always read his new name in my head as “turducken”. Ya know, like the chicken with it’s head up the ass of a duck with it’s head up the ass of a turkey.
Figurative heads and asses, of course.
Now that I know the original name, it explains the posting habits of this name. How about Slice Me Dice Me Make My Day
VO5 is hairspray so VO3 was close enough that I always thought of hairspray, or maybe hairspray in the eyes.
1.75 inches of grey matter
[QUOTE=TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW]
So many people seemed to be having trouble with “VCO3” that I wanted it changed to something more manageable for the average poster.
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On the charges of TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW being a troll, the prosecution rests its case.
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]
VO5 is hairspray so VO3 was close enough that I always thought of hairspray, or maybe hairspray in the eyes.
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Hey. Go after the keyboardist, not the keyboard.
[QUOTE=lisacurl]
“Needs Medication”
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This one looks like a winner to me.
VCO3.1
Is Troll already taken?
Foams At The Mouth
Mr. FussyPants
Somebody Needs A Timeout! …or “nap.”
STFU
non compos rantis
Angrius Maximus
The Steaming Head.
Actually, I always thought the username VCO3 was his most redeeming quality as a poster. It reminded me that even though he is batshit insane when it comes to most matters of the world, you could actually have an intelligent conversation with him about music.
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]
Let’s keep it short, sweet and simple:
The Poster Formerly Known as TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW
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How about: “The dipshit formerly known as VCO3”
Every time I see the name I mentally pronounce it Triddly Dick"
So, its as good as any for me.
I don’t get how allowing a name change that almost everyone is aware of is providing either anonymity or a “new start” 
I’ve always thought “fucking idiot” had a nice ring to it.