No, no, no. The nearest Cheeseburger in Paradise is in NJ. I’m not voting out the only state where I can realistically drive to in order to have chocolate nachos (they’re way better than they sound, trust me). I mean, I guess there’s always Maryland, but does anyone really even know where Maryland is?
I say we merge New Hampshire and Vermont because their shapes are roughly the same, only one is upside down and I can never remember which is which.
Besides, then I can brag that my ancestors (mother’s side) spent the Revolutionary War in Hampmont or shout to my friends “Road trip to Vershire for Ben and Jerry’s!” Woohoo!
If we got rid of Mississippi, the average IQ for the country would go up by a few points.
(I live in Mississippi.)
Vermont is French, and open to Quebec. New Hampshire is English, and closed. 
And, as already noted, paying for all the benefits going to the red states.
As long as we evacuate Bruce Springsteen first, I could get on board with this.
Ohio, just to get rid of the Buckeyes.
Those who mine the gold share it with the general population?
Utah is fairly religious yet doesn’t have tons of poverty. It also has the most income equality of any state by gini coefficient.
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OMG, twice in one calendar year I’ve agreed with BobLibDem. Everyone quit paying your bills, the world is surely about to end!
I would get rid of Idaho. Who really gives a shit where their potatoes come from? I lived there, and the word “white” isn’t white enough to describe the people and their attitudes.
Let’s see. I drove big rigs for 12 years, keep that in mind. In no particular order…
- New Jersey. You can enter NJ for free but you have to pay a toll to leave. Doesn’t matter which route you try. Because NJ knows that if they charged people to enter no one ever would, but people are happy to pay if they can leave. I’ve lived 19 years across the river from NJ. If Goddess ever gives the Earth an enema, the nozzle is going to be stuck in The Garden State.
B. Michigan. Give the UP to Wisconsin, huh? Gibson/Epiphone no longer make musical instruments there and after 20 some years living in Ohio, I caught Buckeye Fever, so Fuck Michigan!
iii. CT, RI, MA? Merge them together and the’ll still make one small state.
4th. NH and VT? Merge 'em.
OIOI. The Dakotas? You’re not impressing anyone. Merge!
|||| |. New Jersey. Saw off the connecting land in North Jersey between the Delaware and Hudson Rivers and just let it float away.
G. West Virginia. Get some heavy duty earth movers in there and bulldoze it FLAT. I lived there for 2 years. It was NOT “Almost Heaven”.
Maybe I’ll come back later.
The problem is, all the roadside litter is on the Cow Hampster side.
Amen to the textbook thing. I’d hoped that ebooks would replace print, thus making different versions a simple operation. Still puzzled why that hasn’t happened.
Texas. Slam dunk.
Never thought I’d say this, but Wisconsin is starting to piss me off. Give 'em to Canada - let’s see how they deal with it.
This thread should have been a poll. It’s hard to keep track of all the Californias and Texas and New Jerseys votes here.
California isn’t paying. The productive people in California and elsewhere are paying, in part, for unproductive people nationwide.
Denial.
It really needs to go.
Don’t think we annexed Egypt yet. Britain tried.
I say we sell Florida to the highest bidder. Get what we can for it now before it’s underwater in a hundred years or so.