Let it, but then invade it, and annex it as a territory with only ceremonial representation.
Give Texas back to Mexico?
You do know that in a real North vs. South war today, the South is considerably more likely to win?
Why should we?
Based on what? Sincere question.
Some web site.
I have! I think she was even telling the truth, too.
The stretch of highway between NJ and MD exists, but I’ve seen no evidence that it is actually in Delaware. The University of Delaware definitely exists, but it’s possible that it is some kind of enclosed Potemkin village located in an unused corner of Maryland.
All in all, Occam’s Razor suggests that Delaware is real, but given that I live in adjacent state and even I’m not really sure it’s there does provide some food for thought.
Other than “herp derp New Jersey sux, amirite,” why?
Vermont is the one shaped like a V.
Oh, sure. That’d create another rectangular state and people already complain too much about that. Besides, we’d have to redo so many business logos, and completely rethink them because who wants a sign with a logo that looks like this ??
+1.
Florida is rightfully referred to by many as “the dong of America.” Because of the fact that cities like Miami and Orlando are there, some folks tend to forget that it is in all actuality a southern state. Thus, just as chock-full of inbred rednecks as Alabama or Mississippi or Georgia. But Florida also boasts the huge criminal Cuban element; thousands of drug-runners; unbridled ecological destruction; corrupt politicians (remember it was that clusterfuck with the ballots in 2000 that gave us W as POTUS); and a popular college football team whose logo should not be the “U” but rather a pair of handcuffs.
Some of it is not their fault–though most of it is. Recall, when Castro shit all over FLA and the USA when he emptied out his prisons and insane asylums and sent them their back in the 80s as a response to our government’s protesting his refusal to allow his people to emigrate here. Those Marielitos and whatnot bred like rats, and spawned thousands of criminal sociopaths who are now in their second and third generations.
The USA would be far better off if we could castrate this dong. LOL
Give Maine back to Canada.
Ever notice that cowboy hat bump in the border? That’s Maine. Much of it is carved out of New Brunswick. We should restore it back to Canada with our apologies.
btw, I’m loosely referencing Steinbeck in Travels with Charley.
Illinois.
Can’t stand the place, and really nothing of value has ever come from there. 'cept Abe Lincoln.
You’ll do no such thing! Leave it be!