If you’re wondering what you’d look like as a South Park character, you can find out here . (Works better in Netscape than in Exploder.)
Major Anthony Nelson, reporting for duty.
My first instincts:
- Baywatch. Don’t mind hanging around beautiful ladies in bathing suits who are ready to help you in your hour of need.
- Dynasty or Dallas (yes, I’m that old), because mostly everyone seems to be wealthy in there.
After that, some NY sitcom seems nice. I can see myself in Seinfeld or Friends, being one of those one-time boyfriends of one of the female characters. (sirtonyh and nitroglycerine are certainly on the right track)
High adventure is much better enjoyed at the other side of the television screen.
Depends. Would I be allowed to break the fourth wall?
“Hi, Kirk! Hey, where are the stage guys who are going to open the doors when I walk up to 'em?”
I think Dynasty is a good idea. I could handle mingling with those rich people! haha
I mean, in theory I’d be rich then too, right??
Sounds like fun!
That aside, I think I’d fit in good with the Friends, friends. So I’d like to be the 7th Friend. Maybe I could date Joey!!! Woo-woo!
Well, I think I would fit in on any TV show about paranormal type stuff. 
I would like to end up in one of the earlier episodes of X-Files; have some strange cult-related murders start to crop up, and Scully and Mulder are sent to investigate. Scully thinks the cults are just loonies, but Mulder, well he thinks it is being done to bring about the return of a powerful Great Old One. And since I want screen time . . . 
Star Trek would be nice, but I would prefer TOS or Enterprise era to NextGen, Voyager, or DS9. While the quality of life, and equipment available is better in the later series, I don’t like the pinko economic system and such.
It’s good to know I’m not the ONLY geek that has dreams about t.v. shows. I have had a few dreams in which I was a member of the Scoobie Gang on “Buffy.” At one point, IIRC, I actually WAS the character Oz (although I didn’t get to shag Willow!
) Strangely enough, I remember an actual storyarc for the dreams I had: It was an ‘Invasion of the Body Snatcher’ scenario, wherein Hellmouth forces were replacing everyone in town with evil doubles.
That’s all I remember.
If I had my choice, I would be a character on a daytime soap opera, any one of them would be do. I would do no work, yet I could afford to - 1) wear the most most expensive clothes available, 2) live in a mansion or spacious loft, 3) spend all my time at country clubs & four-star restaurants, and 4) jet off to the four corners of the Earth at a moment’s notice. I would be impossibly buff (yet never excercise) and have perfectly tan, unblemished skin. I could blame all my faults on my evil twin double. I not only could, but WOULD, come back from the dead (possibly several times over).
New D.J. on WKRP in Cincinnatti. I’d hang out and party with Johnny Fever, Venus and Bucky Dornster, and sleep with Bailey.
Plus I could hang out all day and play classic rock, then go out at night and have lots of promiscuous sex in a consequence free environment.
Pleasantville.
StG
C’mon, Art Vandelay, Architect, do you honestly want us to believe that you would like to inject yourself anywhere else then in Seinfeld?
But George Costanza was desperate to escape his own life. He wanted to live in a world where he could “do no work, fall ass-backward into money, have sex with women without dating…” George would have loved to be a soap opera character! Maybe even a character on “Melrose Place.” I bet he saw himself as the brooding, smouldering hunk - named Art Vandelay (of course) - with a dark secret in his past…
To which Jerry would reply that his dark secret was that he was really a short, fat, unemployed balding man who lived with his parents!
Not that I am, mind you.
The Simpsons. Never grow old, (almost) everything back the way it was by the next episode. Springfield is very well located: close to everything. Watch a lot of “Itchy and Scratchy”. Hang out with Lenny and Carl. Borrow stuff from Ned. Watch the tire fire. Loads of fun.
Given your username, you’d have to be Monica… because while leaving a message on Richard’s answering machine, she said, and I quote, “I’m Breezy”.
Coincidence?
I don’t think so…
Too bad I’d still be “myself”…it would be fun to take over a superhero’s body, then just start acting really out of character, just to watch everyone’s reactions.
“Robin, this is definately the work of The Riddler. And you know what? I feel like…singing! ‘There’s a bright golden haze on the meadow…’”
I think it would be fun to be on Cheers.
Either Friends or Deep Space Nine… I’m not sure which.
That 70’s Show.
Referee in a WWE Divas’ match.
Black Books. Ready access to books, wine and a strange man with a beard.
Reading the title, I was recalling the episode of Futurama where all the cast are replicated in miniature and injected into Fry’s body. And I thought, “if you could inject yourself into any TV character, which would it be?” which is a far more interesting question. (Upon due consideration, I would say Mojo Jojo from Powerpuff Girls.)
As for shows: Futurama (not sure why, but it just looks nifty) or any show where every woman is slim, blonde and beautiful and likes to date ugly losers.
(And I too dream about Buffy, except I tend to get very small roles as an onlooker - it’s kind of like watching an episode of the show in my sleep.)