This is an excellent question. Based on the great variety of things I have shoved up my ass, I can tell you that if your physique permitted that kind of contortion, you could insert your own head about 2 mm into your ass before your body would say “fuck this shit, you can’t put your head into your own personal ass.” Please let me know if I can be of assistance in any further questions along these lines.
If I were to stick my head up my ass, I’d go all the way, look out at the world through my nostrils.
For this precise reason, I have always found it preferable to shove someone else’s head up someone else’s ass.
I am sure that we all value the subjective narratives that various people bring to this conversation, but the fact remains that the amount of human head that can be inserted into a human ass is constrained by certain physical limitations, governed by the elasticity as well as the flexibility of both the arse and skull in question. In conclusion I pray you will permit this whatever to be inserted up the whatever of the thing. Not just for my own consideration but for the insertion of all humanity in this minor seventh of what we collectively regard to be this human existence of ours. Cheers and godspeed.
I have no idea how far you’d get, but I’m pretty sure you’d have to wear a diaper for the rest of your life
I don’t think you’d make it past Clapham Junction.
A friend* of mine has been attempting this very feat for the last couple of months, bless his heart.
*after I mistook the unemployed, snaggle toothed, prison tattooed girlfriend for a right nose tackle, he didn’t consider me as much of a friend. Hey, it was an honest mistake. Also, he doesn’t much care for pointing out his wife might not be happy when she sees their pics on Facebook.
I’m surprised at no answer yet.
The correct answer is 16.24789 inches.
Or 41.2696406 cm if you prefer.
Just like people simul-post, we sometimes simul-mod. Except in this case, the last move wins, not the first one.
Technically I did get the thread into IMHO for at least a few seconds. Is that long enough for me to weasel out of owing you a fiver?
Consider it weased.
How far? Some have taken it to positions of national prominence. Folklore has it that a few have made it even farther. I don’t rightly know if that’s true.
I seem to recall this measurement is one of those words that the English language lacks, but can be found in other languages.
After doing some digging, it appears that the standard unit of measure for this is the shkreli.
Indeed, this is exactly what would happen. I’d form a naked singularity with an exposed hairy black hole*. My [del] ass[/del] mass would be huge and with stuff continuing to come out of it, the experience would be quite cathartic.
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Does the butt cleft count in the depth measurements?
If you try this, be very cautious of the clinch.
Spoilered for, well, I’m not certain, but there’s bound to be someone who takes offense.
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Not sure, but I doubt too far since its full of poop all the time!
Weasels shoved up asses is a whole different thread.
I’d like to shove my head so far up my ass that it becomes my head again. I’d be a walking, talking Klein bottle.
While it’s true (at least that’s what they tell me at the sex toy shop) that some people can fit extremely large objects up their ass, they’re still nowhere near as big as a human head.
Being as babies, with rather smaller heads than mine, will quite often tear open their mother’s vagina and perineum as they exit, and further being that rectums and anuses are not as flexible as a vagina, I’m going to go with…you can’t shove your head up your ass. Or someone else’s head up someone else’s ass. Not without doing significant trauma to, probably, both of them.