make up your own ONION story this week, if you have not already contributed
The Little Thread That Could. 
Sucks to your assmar.
<loads thread>
Fire in the hole!
<BANG!>
My life is a drama, with a beginning, a middle and no end…
oh, sorry. I just put this thread at the top of the MB>
Life is a rollercoaster. Let me off, I want to go on the kiddie ride.
Top of the Board, Ma!
Throwin’ this back to the top one last time for all those back from X-Mas break.
I promise, this thread can RIP after this.
No it can’t. As I, Herbert West, Reanimator will not let it! Bwahahaha!
Oh, damn…I’ve given away my secret identity…
Eschew Obfuscation
I LOVE The Reanimator that was one of the best movies of all time! I think that I am the only person on the earth who actually owns it on video!
Did you ever see Psyco’s in Love?
I hate grapes!
OK - nothing left to see here - back to the top with you!
Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00)
OK, we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart. =^…^=
I am IMPRESSED!
anyone who knows of Psychos in Love is allright in my book. A cinematic masterpiece. How the Oscar nominating committee missed it I’ll never figure out. One funny, funny movie.
Along the same genre, Microwave Massacre is also pretty damn funny. Surf Nazis Must Die! also has its moments.
Cheesy low budget pseudo horror movies. Nothing quite like them.
Still trying to think of something witty to say here
going up
257? Out of 4,000 plus? Where is everyone? We’re about to do the drawing for the door prizes and the gift exchange! I shoulda put the word “Naked” in the thread title!
A slightly altered perception of Reality…
Chrome Toaster
Back to the top on wings of angels . . . some of em friends of mine.
“Solos Dios basta”
Hurry, hurry, come one, come all, they’re about to announce the King and Queen!!!
(Shamefully bouncing an old, dead thread to the top, in the hopes that all of the new folks will see it.)
What does is mean when Gabriel (two responses up) is unregistered?
Does is mean I is not some good at type thinging?
It, not is, dammit.
Bump…set…spike!! 
…send lawyers, guns, and money…
Warren Zevonup up and away
What ever happened to Bug Vomit?
Darn Squeegee-Man came and cleaned the windshield.