Stolen from Bill Bryson, my recent favourite is : Bertram Pantyshield. I just love it!
I love Pride & Prejudice, so maybe Pemberley. But not Fitzwilliam.
I work at a very large company. One of the employee names I keep seeing in one of the lists is Wolf, Painless. I hope it’s not fake.
I had friend in college who wanted to marry a guy named Smith so she could name a child Ronkonkoma Smith.
I like the name Lucifer. I think it’s a nice name for a girl.
I would associate that with Ho-Ho-Kus, another inspired choice.
Thundercat Microwave
Lord Byron
Mango Quest
No I think Ho-Ho-Kus was the name of her imaginary barbarian lover.
Eight or ten years ago, some celebrity couple (Tom Cruise and whoever he was with at the time?) gave birth to a child in Paducah, Kentucky. My sister tried to whoosh me, saying they’d named the child after the town. Didn’t work but I think Paducah would make a good celebrity kid name. Paducah Aoede (after one of Jupiter’s lesser-known moons) has a nice ring to it. I think. How do you pronounce Aoede anyway? 
Spermaneg Buttercup would be my runner-up name.
Tripwire Boomdog
Ursa Andrew
and for the little girl: Babyface Cowgirl
Tripler
I could have gone with sequential numbers, but nah. . .
Husband wants to name boy child Skeletor.
I’ve agreed to it as a middle name 
Boys:
Otaku
Wii
Stanch
Rammstein
Gunnery
Fark
Girls:
Citroma
Anode
Riaa
Oatmeal Cream
Plick
Seuss
…Which is “squid tentacles” in Japanese.
Probably makes it even more attractive!
I came across a boy here (in Japan) called “Earth” - the Japanised English sound, not “Chikyu” which would be weird enough.
Unfortunately the Japanised accent for Earth comes out as “ARSE”. Hope the poor kid never goes to England…
My son nearly choked with delight when he heard the name, and had to be send out of the room to avoid further embarassment.
Triplets:
Boom Chicka
Chicka Chicka
Wah Wah
At the park: “Boom Chicka Chicka Chicka Wah Wah, come here!”
I dunno, but it would have to have a lot of Ks and Ys in it. Maybe Kykykykyky?
Consuela Bananahammock. It has a nice ring to it, plus most people will have forgotten the Friends reference soon enough.
I think I’d have a hard time talking The Boy out of his first choice, though. He’s insistent that our first child be called Sega Genesis.
Raymond Luxury Yacht
If you’re old enough, you know the joke.
I also like the middle name Danger.
Chaim, a normal name, but I’m not Jewish, so it wouldn’t work now.
Henry Aaron- also normal, but I couldn’t name a child aftera famous person.
Aeris
Bostwick
Galaxy
Kajyna? It’s just a matter of time.
I also like the name Underoo Petulant-Thong.
It’s a name I’d vote for.
What’s the matter with just Celebrity? Celebrity Babyname?
So, is Bright in training for sprints, yet?