Sir, I’d vote for that man, on any ticket!
A friend of mine used to swear he’d name his kid Slagthor if its boy, Slagthena if its a girl.
Needless to say this notion got the spousal veto.
Girls:
Nattie Light
India Paylail;
Midnight Rambler
Boys:
Scroat Bobby
Jimson Weider
Lancerod Gaylord
I don’t have any names, but I have to say that this thread has me cracking up! Dopers are the most imaginative people in the world and I love you all!
Rhapsody Margaret
Epiphany Platinum
Trenchant Songbird
How about the following for girls?
-Raspberry
-Diamond Satine (I was listening to the Moulin Rouge! soundtrack)
-Velveteen
Boys-hey! The funeral home my dad runs is named Kyper-how about that?
That’s my brother’s name, b. 1979. And it’s actually not the most unusual name among the 3 of us. It seems to be just on the cusp of becoming popular, which puts him way ahead of the curve.
Paltrey Summ.
Electra Lionheart.
Baby Blue.
Loretta Bigwheels.
Bartman Diamonique.
Pardo Venezuela.
Pequod Vernacular.
Lulabelle Zanzibar.
Canada Varmintos.
Borlo Soggio.
Menwat Boofer.
Coolio Maxxximillian.
Jaume. This is actually a perfectly ordinary name, if you happen to be Catalan, which I am not.
Boys:
Trainer
Sporran
Mentos
Lorem
Ovoid
Arm
Girls:
Audit
Neoprene
Exacta
Nonummy
Calorie
Rideout
I don’t have a real answer for this, but when I was a bit younger I would play femmy so I could nail the F**hags (not to be insulting but it’s integral to the story), and the girl I was dating at the time who was about 10 years older than I, said if she had a son she’d name him Junist. I said, “If you name him Junist he’s going to get beat up.”, to which she replied, “Any son of mine is probably going to get beat up anyway.”
Vercingetorex. 
Antigone Rain
Zion Sonnet
Atticus Kateri
Alivia Blaze
I’m surprised I haven’t heard of any little girls named Prius yet.
Nor, after the popularity of the Harry Potter movies, of any little boys named Sirius.
Word.
Guin I’ll see your Potter Anakin and raise you a/an ? Anakin Voldemort. and his twin brother Adolf Mussolini**.
There is a daycare place here that has a message board sign out front that usually has a Happy Birthday: Jane Whatever and Bobbie Whatsyourface.
About 11-12 years ago, I swear to the FSM, there was a Happy Birthday Anakin Burkhart* This was before the first half of Star Wars came out and anakin was still obscure, except to fanwankery.
*It was definately a german last name. But, BUT who names their kid after a boy that becomes a megolomanic and destroys a planet and stuff? I mean, srsly.
**Oooooh, user name !
I once had to deal with a customer service rep from Chrysler when my concord was giving us crap. The reps name was, as I thought, Serious. Then after I hung up phone and got over my hatred of my car problems, I realized he was probably named after the star and it was spelled different. Or maybe he was greek.
So, to Serius who probably doesn’t work at Chrysler anymore, I apologize for being snippy that day. It wasn’t Chryslers fault that the transmission went on my car…it was a freakin’ mouses. You have a cool name.
James Tiberius Toad.
Chocolate Slopes Toad
Thruster Spice Toad
Johan Vander Toad
Selenium Glory Toad
Thundarr Toad
Hen3ry Toad (the 3 is silent)
“Hyphen” or “Ampersand” (I don’t know if it would be better to offically use the symbols or the actual words as the name.)
I worked with a Sirius, spelled as in the star. Don’t think he was Greek, though.
See? *Isn’t * that a cool name? 