With “Rabbit” as a middle name? 
Aside: I happen to know a little girl whose middle name is “Danger”.
Whippany and Parsippany, the Joisy Twins.
Jakob Danger Armstrong? That’s a really cool name. I bet he goes by J.D., though 
I’ve always wanted to name my kid “Anger.”
I wanted to name my kid Angharad. Trouble is, I’m so far from Celtic I could dig right through to the Isles. 
And I’d end up calling her “HEY YOU,” too.
NajaHusband once seriously proposed “Zelda” for a girl.
Rasputin Sebastian Jackmannii.
The kid will either create best-selling music, be irresistably attractive to women, or both.
The downside is he might not smell too good, but we can stock up on air freshener.
Wombat Druthers. Perhaps Wombatina for a girl.
Ah, but even though it’s spelled “Luxury Yacht”, it should be pronounced “Throatwarbler Mangrove”. 
Cyril “Barmy” Fotheringay-Phipps.
Well duuuuuuh :rolleyes: :
Boy: Dweezil.
Girl: Moon Unit.
I’m way head of you all