Where do I sign?
I’m in fairly good physical shape; and never having to visit a dentist anymore is a dealbreaker!
Where do I sign?
I’m in fairly good physical shape; and never having to visit a dentist anymore is a dealbreaker!
This. Ask me again 25 years ago.
Make it 35 years ago.
So what happens if I jump out of an airplane without a parachute? What happens if someone shoots me with an AR-15, with bullets hitting me in the torso multiple times? What happens if I step outside a space station without a space suit on?
For the most part, I’m coming from the same POV as RivkahChaya: I don’t want to outlive the Firebug. But it sounds like this deal is the functional equivalent of super-powers in some ways, and that piques my interest a bit.
The deal isn’t that you get to live an extra hundred years. The deal is that you have to live an extra hundred years. No parachute-maybe thud, maybe boing, but no hurt. AR-15-The bullets either fall…or the bounce off and everyone else in the vicinity is in danger. Step outside the space station and you better hope gravity does suck.
I would take it. Why not?
No way. I’ve got a cold, my back hurts, and I’m nearsighted. Besides, I’m not overly confident humanity will still be here in 100 years, the way we’re fucking up the earth.
So if I take the deal today, then get trapped in the hold of a sunken ocean liner or get my invincible ass buried in a lava flow toorrow, then I’m stuck in place, to wait a hundred years to begin dying. If I can’t be harmed or feel pain maybe I could use my hand as a really slow hacksaw to make my escape.
If no pain then do I still feel pleasure? A hundred years without good sex might suck.
No thanks. I don’t want to continue with heart problems, asthma, sore knees and feet, etc., etc.
I’m looking forward to my glorified body. And glorified hair.
So we’re talking invulnerability that makes Deadpool look like Mr. Glass? Now that’s a game changer. I’d do it without hesitation once I get some artificial lenses for my eyes. I started getting old man eyes about 10 years ago and it’s totally annoying. Give me that, and a couple months to get in shape and I’m your huckleberry. Or I might do it anyway, my current problems ain’t so bad.
The deal is now, or never. You in?
I get that part, including the part where my physical condition remains unchanged for the next century, right down to the length of my fingernails.
Why? Sounds like even the cold and vacuum of space won’t affect my physical condition. Worst case, I get lonely and bored if gravity doesn’t pull me back to Earth. (If gravity does pull me back to Earth, it sounds like my clothes would burn up on re-entry, but my body would be unaffected.)
Actually, I’d be the perfect human space explorer. My standard phrase about space exploration is that space is for robots. When we send humans into space, they need food and water and oxygen and heat for the journey, and a protective bubble that reliably shields them from the cold and vacuum and cosmic radiation of space. Robots need none of those things, which is why Curiosity is on Mars and New Horizons visited Pluto.
But it sounds like I wouldn’t need food or water or air or heat or a protective bubble to go into space, so it would actually be cheaper to send me on a round trip to Mars and back than to do the same thing with a robot, since if NASA sent me, they wouldn’t have to build the robot.
Well…I guess I could just get some progressive lenses if I have 100 years to pay for them. Alright.
Yes. I’m 46 and look pretty good still. My aches and pains aren’t too bad. Hell, I’d probably say yet UNTIL my aches and pains become unbearable, which for some people is never.
I mean, just THIS sells it for me, even if it were only for the remainder of my natural span instead of an extra 100 years.
Eliminating the need to eat, sleep, and breathe?? Sign me up yesterday!
Sure, it will suck to outlive loved ones, but that already happens (and has happened).
And for the hedonists among us, this is a major Dorian Gray-esque opportunity here. ![]()
Or she could have kids in 100 years, when everything reverts to normal, right?
And just think, no periods in the mean time! Score!!
Is true…and that might give her enough time to acquire the moolah needed to raise kids. It would be nice to
have the mortgage paid off before you fill it with family.