Well, Tigger was taken, but that’s been my nickname for many years. <Hint: he bounces a lot, and is almost always happy>
And, I’d pick Hobbes, but he’s already been claimed, and anyway, I’m female. Hmm… a female Hobbes. Hobbette? Hobbit? 
Hello Nurse is great too. I think I could deal with her popularity. Just a bit. 
Plus, I wish I looked as good!
Cpt. Janeway from Voyager would be awesome. Beautiful, intelligent, sense of humor, and the Boss!! 7of9 is cute too; I’d like to have her figure.
LOL! I love that strip! Esp. Vicki, the aforementioned biker chick. And I like Pasquales’ flying dream machine.
‘You’re welcomes’ to all the thanks for the C&H link.
if I could be a cartoon character? Ahh.
Okay. Well. Let’s compile a list.
How come no one’s mentioned the Simpsons? I’d LOVE to be Lisa! I’m as smart as her, damnit, and i’d make a cute Lisa.
Bender from Futurama. Slack off in style!
Lady from Lady and the Tramp.
Daria from…duh. I could date Trent (no, NOT Tom) and be the only intelligent person in my town.
Oh and Scooby Doo- I have longed to be in that one. I don’t know who as though.
And, anyone watch the Critic? I would love to play Margo, his little sister. Or maybe Alice, his girlfriend.
From TV—Optimus Prime. TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT, AUTOBOTS!
From Comics–Usagi Miamoto, the Samurai rabbit from Usagi Yojimbo
A superhero–Captain Marvel Jr. (Ever notice? He looks like Elvis.) for those “in the know” on CMJr.
Ralph Wiggum
'Nuff said
Rasa, you are now officially my favourite Doper.
I’d probably be (all gender differences aside) Slappy Squirrel. Or maybe Dangermouse
*“My cat smells like catfood.”
“My ear hurts and my neck hurts! I have two owies.”
“So the doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there.”
“Go, Banana!!”
And the list goes on. 
Since Wolverine took Tenchi, I’ll go with Kagato from the same series. I prefer being the villain anyway, and he’s a rather powerful one…plus, he can bend Ryoko to his every whim. Can’t beat that.
I claim American Maid from The Tick. She wears a boustier, kicks ass and throws high heels.
If the world didn’t need to be saved I’d be the dancing hippo from Fantasia.
“It tastes like burning.”
Graphic Novels: I’d be Cutter from ElfQuest.
Animated: Race Bannon from Johnny Quest (at least the Race from the new “real adventures” series on Cartoon Network…)
Comic Strip: Hagar the Horrible. Sometimes ya just gotta go raiding.
Superhero type? That’d have to be Batman. Cool gadgets, unlimited funding, fast car, personal jet fighter, and run-ins with Catwoman. Yowza.
Cutter’s pretty cool, but I prefer Skywise, myself.
Cutter’s sword(Gaaaak! Been to long, what’s its name? Full Moon?) is nowhere near as neat as the Lodestone.
And we all know what THAT means :D:D
I’d choose Mr. Peabody… although I would rather have a pet sorority sister. Could that be arranged?
Oh yeah, now that you mention it, it was! I have no clue. But now the question is, WTF is her name? Thanks for helping me out with that, KKB.
Cerebus the aardvark of course.
Hey!
This F*ckwit actually posted something that didn’t get the thread closed!
Hi, Concrete! :wally
I think her name is Julie, IIRC.
Johnny Bravo. He’s big. Buff. And fulla lovin’! (Wait a minute? I’m fulla lovin’ already!)
-crispix sniffs really loud
Mine too, or maybe Ladybug, its close. Anyway, I would be Mojo Jojo. I would be the most intelligent evil genius in the world and there would be no genius who could match my evil and I would rule the world, which would be completely under my control as soon as I destroyed those accursed Powerpuff Girls. 
I would be Popeye. And then, maybe I would finally know what the heck is so dang special about Olive Oyl. There has to be a reason Popeye kicks Blutos ass everyday over her.