Singapore.
No more graffiti.
So sorry, tomndebb. I paged right past your post and didn’t see it.
My bad! 
How about Portugal? With their historical claims and our army, we could recapture Brazil, and have plenty of cheap coffee.
No problem, slythe, I was just struck by how close the wording was on both posts.
Ireland.
Do I really need to explain why?
Australia. The US needs some of their attitude. Americans are far too intense.
As a Canadian I can say that we wouldn’t want to take over the US. Who would we have to laugh at then? And why would we want to own Regis Philbin?
Please? Please take him? Pretty pretty please?
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Regis Philbin has a new book out with the freaky title of Who Wants to be Me? Go away, you scary man.
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On topic, I can’t think of any country that I would rather have running the U.S. than what we already have. It’s certainly not perfect, but running a country this large is very difficult. Not that I wouldn’t pick up and move to about a dozen other countries if the opportunity arose.
Holland, Holland, a thousand times, Holland! I think you know why. 
Speaking of which, it’s almost 4:20 …