Which one would you take over? (Jay, Conan, Dave, Craig, Jimmy)Who’d be your guests? (format:2 sit-down guests, music/comic)
My line-up: (Taking over for Jay)
Monday:Michelle Kwan, Lucy Liu, Mariah Carey
Tuesday:Tom Hanks, Zhang Ziyi, Billy Joel
Wednesday:Ed Harris, Kelly Hu, Natalie Merchant
Thursday:Audrey Quock, Mariska Hagerty, John Mellencamp
Friday: (Am.) “Whose Line is It Anyway” cast, U2
Taking over for Dave-
Monday: Kids in The Hall cast, Tori Amos
Tuesday: Patrick Stewart, George Carlin, Barenaked Ladies
Wednesday: Ewen McGregor, Douglas Coupland, Radiohead
Thursday: Heath Ledger, Lori Petty, Our Lady Peace
Friday: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Ween
Saturday: Peter Krause, Lauren Ambrose, Annie Lennox
Sunday: Orson Scott Card, Ed Zotti, KMFDM
You did say one week, right? So I included Sat. & Sun. I don’t watch talk shows much. Are they not on during the weekend?
I wish I could do this. 
Taking over for Dave:
Monday: Jesse Ventura, George Lucas, Rita Rudner.
Tuesday: Jimmy Carter, Paul McCartney, Yes
Wednesday: George Bush, Spider Robinson, Metallica
Thursday: Bill Clinton, Rush Limbaugh, Carole King
Friday: George W. Bush, Fidel Castro, Blue Man Group.
I don’t have to pay for damage to the set, right?
I’d take over for Colin Quinn, and fire everyone on that pathetic show.
I wouldn’t take over an exisitng talkshow, I’d have my own format of course 
Monday: Cameron Diaz, Stephen Hawking, Leann Rimes
Tuesday: Kristin Kreuk, George Clooney, Nena
Wednesday: Denise Richards, Arnold Schwarzenegger, T.A.T.U.
Thursday: Meg Ryan, Udo Kier, Shania Twain
Friday: Liv Tyler, George W. Bush, Avril Lavigne
Damn it, Ethilrist, I wanted to have George W. Bush on my show exclusively! How dare you invite him before me and on a friday too! (Gosh, I need to type faster; damnation!)
Denis Leary would be my week-long co-host.
Dave Attell would definetly be one of the guests, to both do stand-up and pimp Insomniac.
Ben Folds would be my Paul Shaffer.
As for other guests, I’d go with Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, Barry Zito, Kirsten Dunst, Kevin Smith, Keifer Sutherland. I think that could fill a week.
Replacing Dave for a week… okay here’s the lineup (my format)
Monday: Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta Jones
Tuesday: Kevin Spacey, Elizabeth Hurley
Wednesday: Entire cast of Survivor & Sting
Thursday: Bill Clinton, George W. Bush
Friday: Elizabeth Hurley (she didn’t get to finish on Tuesday), Robin Williams
Replacing Dave;
Monday - Oliver Stone, Helena Bonham Carter, Wu Tang Clan
Tuesday - John Cusack, Cameron Diaz, Dr Dre
Wednesday - Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Eminem
Thursday - Steven Spielberg, Drew Barrymore, Ashanti
Friday - Bill Clinton, Susan Sarandon, U2
Saturday - Sean Penn, Maria Bartiromo (sp?), Lenny Kravitz
Sunday - David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Alicia Keys
I’ll give Dave another case of shingles…As well as pulling Anton out from behind those drums.
I’d have to ask Sid McGinnis,and Will Lee if they played for Barry Manilow
Monday: James Woods, Michael Chiarella(Cooking Demo), Lewis Black
Tuesday: Jeremy Irons, A field Trip up Broadway, Fleetwood Mac
Wednesday: Peter Jackson (showing outtakes reel), Alan Dean Foster, Wayne Brady (singing only)
Thursday: Dave’s Mom, Sam Watterston, Elaine Boozler
Friday: Robin (Robbie) Williams gets the whole hour, and Jack Hanna and Matchbox 20 get to come back on Monday.
REALLY, I’d like Jon Stewart’s job. But I’ll play fair and say Conan, since he’s my next-favorite. The Daily Show doesn’t do music anyway.
Mon: George Carlin, Arianna Huffington, The Allman Brothers Band.
Tues: Adrien Brody, Meryl Streep, Radiohead.
Wed: Robert Anton Wilson, Christina Ricci, Tori Amos.
Thu: Chris Rock, Janeane Garofalo, Derek Trucks Band.
Fri: Patrick Stewart, Judi Dench. Ian McKellen shows up, they do a scene together, the Allman Brothers Band (whom I jam with).
My ideal Conan week …
M: (Intellectual Night) Arthur C Clarke, Stephen Hawking, The Residents
Tu: (Bimbo Night) Farrah Fawcett, Drew Barrymore, Avril Lavigne
W: (Himbo Night) Kato Kaelin, Keanu Reeves, Justin Timberlake
Th: (Paranoid Crazy Night) Hunter S. Thompson, Oliver Stone, Bob Dylan
F: (Literature Night) Harlan Ellison, Kurt Vonnegut Jr, Patti Smith
(Apologies for any misplet wrods)
Taking over for Dave
Mon: Eliza Dushku, Paul Walker, New Found Glory (performing “the story so far”)
Tues: Jack Black, Jennifer Garner, My Vitriol (performing “The Art of Choking”)
Wed: Orlando Bloom, Jessica Alba, Liam Lynch (performing “US of Whatever”)
Thurs: Freddie Prinz Jr., Sarah M. Gellar, Dashboard Confessional (performing “Ender Will Save Us All”)
Fri: Keifer Sutherland, Christina Ricci, Finch (performing “What it is to Burn”)
I would watch your show, as long as the changed format was: First guest is naked".