… the landing operations of the Battle of Normandy, you’ll want to watch Saving Private Ryan.
… a tiny 12-year-old kick some asses, watch Kick-Ass.
… the landing operations of the Battle of Normandy, you’ll want to watch Saving Private Ryan.
… a tiny 12-year-old kick some asses, watch Kick-Ass.
Thanks!
Say,what movie would I want to watch if I’m interested in seeing someone die hard?
Dracula
Saving Ryan’s Privates
hah. i included that because i really was surprised to find that the movie lived up to its name. i had skipped watching it in the movies, thinking it was a children’s show.
i was picturing a recommendation/game thread. ah it’s a silly idea..
If you want to see a really bad movie,… eh, almost any Hollywood movie will do.
If you want to see the worst movie in the last 20 years, see The Wicker Man.
Ironically, if you want to see the best Christopher Lee movie in the last 40 years, also see The Wicker Man, 1973.
If you want to see the story of King Arthur, watch Excalibur.
If you want to see Dracula by Bram Stoker, watch Count Dracula starring Louis Jourdan.
If you want to see Free Will vs. Behaviorism, watch A Clockwork Orange.
And if you want to see Free Willy vs. Behaviorism…
watch Rump Rangers 3D
If you want to watch an epic struggle between light and dark, good and bad, father and son, in space …
Watch Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
If you want to watch a movie about a mad, mad, mad, mad world. . .
… the greatest Cowboy vs. Ninja movie ever, watch The Warrior’s Way
… the greatest Vampire vs. Werewolf movie ever, watch Underworld.
Oh, I don’t know. I saw **Face Off **for the first time last week and that movie makes Nick Cage’s acting in **The Wicker Man **look like Shakespeare in comparison. Of course his co-star John Travolta was equally bad.
Thousands of rounds of ammunition shot and no body even gets hit by a stray fragment, makes the NYPD look like marksmen. Fuckers couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn. I swear that when Nick finally cornered John with the spear gun, and had him pinned to the wall, I was sure he was going to miss.
Escaping in a super high-powered speed boat, oh, look, here is another one of equal power sitting ready at the same dock. Vrrrrrooooom.
John Woo must have been heavily in debt to the stunt man union because the whole thing is one improbable explosion, gun fight, boat chase, after another. Booom! Flash!
And at the end everything works out. They even find a cute little boy that needs a home, to replace the son who got shot, by the guy who looks like dad, but isn’t, but we can all tell now because of the music, and nevermind that you just almost got killed by a guy who looks just like him, because… I don’t really fucking know.
A truly awful movie.
Yes, Face off is a shitty movie. But it doesn’t have Nick Cage running around in a bear suit punching out little girls.
I rest my case. ![]()
I forgot about that. You are correct sir.