I want one between New Years and Easter/Spring Break.
And nothing with presents, just parties, like 4th of July or Labor Day.
aha day 
The Monday after the Super Bowl, of course.
This will be my first act upon becoming World Ruler.
Week Day. celebrated only during the week on week days only. the requirement in celebrating Week Day will be half days work and a bonus pay to go out and celebrate the Week Day.
I don’t care what it is – as long as it’s in March. I’d celebrate Rush Limbaugh’s birthday if it meant a break between President’s Day and Easter.
March is a godawful stretch of misery on the long road till spring. Unless you look on it as practice for being dead – then it might be useful.
St. Paddy’s Day’d break up that monotony.
But perhaps, the day after St. Paddy’s Day would be the best day to have off work.
Well, August is the only month with no Actual holidays, and its so ncie and warm, so I’ll say the first week of August to be have fun before school starts week!
I agree with Peaches. We need an August holiday so I have an excuse to drink 2 nights on the weekend, instead of one, so I have Monday to recover from it.
Pete Rose’s Birthday
Opening Day of baseball season. Funny, I always seem to be sick that day…
Saturnalia.
Just exactly the same way the Romans celebrated it.
This society needs to loosen up!
National Mental Health Day.
Celebrated spontaneously on the first spectacularly sunny spring day in your region.
“Beware the ides of March”
–Julius Caesar, Act 1, scene ii
Actually, I see your point, but I’d rather add a holiday during the summer, when the weather’s especially nice.
This isn’t in March or August, but I just wanted to let everyone know that October 23 is National “Act Like Flip” Day. There’ve been two of ‘em so far, and we plan on celebratin’ until Flip is dead… and afterwards!
According to my odd calendar, today is
Festival of Goibnui (Provider of the Ale of Immortality)
King Kamehameha Day (Hawaii)
National Hug Holiday begins (until 17th)
You gotta have the right reference! Ale, anyone?
How about D-Day. No, I don’t mean June 6.
I mean any day that has a “d” in it!
Zev Steinhardt
Folks, are we forgeting Festivus, for the rest of us?
Also, I’d like to see an increase in popularity for Dyngus Day, the day after Easter. Wonderful little Polish tradition.
There IS a holiday in MArch! St. PAtricks Day(which David B. says is a Religious holiday).
I get to wear my favorite color!
How about a day in January(theres one in Nov. and Dec.) where in the upper climes, its lousy weather.
We could call it Take A Trip To The Bahamas Day.
My birthday, March 11. For purely selfish reasons, obviously, though it looks like some posters here would be happy if it turned out that way.