I enjoyed your shot into the base of the 10,000 ft glacier! The tip was a little too metaphysical though, are you sure you can play through in the afterlife?!?
Ear nibbling. And maybe hottubbing.
But definitely ear nibbling.
MAS*H trivia.
I can’t resist it. But I’m not even good at it!
I’d be about to blow up the planet, and the superhero could just say something like “What did Hawkeye say when he refused to carry a gun?”
I’d immediately forget about blowing up the world and wander off muttering “Was it ‘carry on, carry over’…no wait…there was definitely something about hara kiri in there…‘I’ll even hara kiri if you show me how’…that’s it!..but what came before that?..”
Funny topic, Zebra – I was smiling before I got the thread open. Btw: thanks for your kind words elsewhere.
My weakness: an overlong and awkward catchphrase.
“Cower, vile miscreants, and take heart, innocent victims or perhaps mere bystanders, for it is I, King of Soup, ready to ladle out hot steaming justice upon evildoers ev–oh crap, where’d they go?”
Heh heh, that’d be me.
“Ignorant super fools! Your attempts are futile! My new world order will crush all who oppose me!”
“Yeah…well I don’t really agree with your views, but you might have a point…you seem so confident about it, so it must have some merit…but thousands will be killed…but maybe the ends justify the…well…um…I…I don’t know!”
Same as in real life – lead-dense stupidity. 
Any beautiful woman with a warm smile, and holding an intact fossil skull of a homo habilis.
Or, collections of obscure and esoteric knowledge.
"You’ll never get away with this, Galactus! Me and the League are going to put a stop to…hey, are those some new books? My god! It’s ‘Secret Spacecraft of the U.S.S.R.’! Gasp And D&K’s ‘Ultimate Guide to Hybrid Fauna’! 2nd edition! Gimmie those…
Sorry guys, I’m going to be busy for the rest of the evening. Hope the whole ‘battle for all of existance’ thing works out OK."
If my nemesis chose to intentionally misspell his bad-guy name, I would be at a significant disadvantage. “LOOK,” I would say, “you CAN’T be ‘Becuase Man’ – it’s just NOT spelled that way! As for your sidekick, ‘Cow-orker,’ I think we all know that’s wrong. By the way, your sidekick isn’t, uh, a Doper, is he? :p”
Of course, if I then discovered that his sidekick did have superpowers involving some horrific use of cows, then I would understand completely.
Those machines with trivial pursuit on them that they have at bars sometimes. Although the ones back in Sweden where you can’t win any money are much better. You get to play longer. I have great trouble resisting any sort of trivia game around me. Or pool. If there’s a pool table around, my good/evil deeds can wait. (And people wonder why I spend so much time at our student union which contains both of these in the same room (along with access to cheap beer))
Weakness: Cannot possibly fight crime/take over the world if it means getting up before 6am.
Nemesis: Tyra Banks. Whatever my plans, be they for world conquest or world defense, she would thwart me singlehandedly.
My children’s progress reports weaken me.
Cleavage.
I can be completely hypnotized by cleavage.
Err…on a woman.
If you are a male, revealing your hairy ass crack is grounds for an immediate Kill-O-Zapping.
Compliments.
**Me: ** “The game is up, Dr. No! Do I zap your evil ass, or will you come quietly?”
**Dr No: ** “Allright, I know when I’m beat.” ::holds out hands to be handcuffed:: “Say, have you lost weight ?”