If you were an insane dictator which would you be?

Bummer… Hitler.

I was hoping for Kim-Jong Il, or as Letterman says it “Men Ta Li Il.”

This whole thing is just too modern. I want to be Caligula. But I got stuck being Stalin, how boring.

Stalin here, too. I was kinda hoping for a banana republic dictator.

Oh hell. I got Stalin, too.

I am Hitler-esque, apparently.

Yuck.

Hitler here as well. I can’t even figure out why. I chose the Sharks.

I’m Stalin—wonder what my Trotskyite grandfather would have thought?

. . . I was kinda hoping for “Bloody Mary” Tudor . . .

The screen flickered oddly, then said I was Bippy the Beardless.
Hmmmmmmmmnnnn

It said I was Stalin. Personally, I’d consider myself more of a Castro, but, hey, whatever works.

You know, we need more female insane dictators…any volunteers?

I am Jewish, and it still says I’m Hitler. Let the platzing commence!

AHHHHHHH Comrade Stalin. You bastard. Everyone in the world hates you. 27 % from 3112 test takers had this profile!

Another Hitler…and we’re up to 38% now…so we got that going for us…

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