If You Were In Charge.........

If you were in charge for the day what would you do?
You could be in charge of your home, your business, your life.
What changes would you make?

My vote is for…If I was in charge of my business I would allow flex time. As a single parent I often have to run around for the kids and need time. As it stands now I get into trouble if I am late and I am requested to take doctor/dentist appointments during my lunch time. I need FLEXIBLE TIME!

What do I have to be in charge of to get a beautiful woman to love me? I’ll be in charge of that to obtain the aforementioned goal.

Every working person would have an office – with a door and a window.

Everyone else in my home would decide that cleaning up after him/herself was actually fun.

I would suddenly discover that I have painlessly, proportionally and permanently lost 50 pounds and become incredibly physically fit.

Death to my enemies.

Then I’d take a nap.

I’d have a word usage committee like the Academie Francaise’s Council on Neologisms and Stuff, with Cecil at its head. The committee would have an entire subcommittee overseeing sportswriters… “winningest” is not a word, nor close to being one, and passes are not “defensed”, they are defended against.

(you morons.)