Okay… you and your multi-million dollars are going to be on a game show where the winner gets to marry you. You have to come up with a list of questions to screen applicants. They can be trivia or personal info. What would you ask?
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“What did Steve Miller mean, when he spoke of ‘The Pompatus of Love’”?
If they know that, than I’m in love.
“Are you a crazy bitch who thinks that me kissing my wife is disrespectful?”
-Frankie
I’m a wholesale dealin papa, but I retail on the side.-Brownie McGhee
“Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
“So, do you come here often?”
“You know, I just bought CBS. Wanna’ see me give Dan Rather a wedgie?”
What is the cosin on 45 degrees
Is your waist bigger or smaller than your hips?
Pause to ponder answers
3. Let’s get married.
Hmm, do I get to ask what her net worth is? After all, if this is a financial transaction…
“So, how long have you been a prostiute?”
and of course…
“Did you ever wake up,
Bullfrogs on your mind?”
“We could have an awesome sexual chemistry.”
Actual statement said by Rick.