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Why don’t you try it and let us know.
:dubious:
But of course.
Yeah, man. Only one way to find out.
It’s probably going to hurt like hell, but it all depends on the spiciness of the mustard.
Only if you then put it into a hot bun
This sounds like a job for mangeorge!
Ask SPOOFE.
He used toothpaste.
I know, but I was thinking maybe he’d be willing to find out for us.
Dude I think your dog would prefer peanut butter.
Maybe he has a pig.
Grey Poupon. 
It burns a little, esp under the glans.
You made me whimper…
My question is this:
Where would I find enough mustard?
: ducks and runs :
Tripler
I really would run, but I’d trip over myself, and that would hurt like hell. 
I nominate you for the First Annual "Anything to Fight Against Ignorance, Lifetime Achievement Award"
You da man, george!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And I’d like to thank all the little people who helped get me where I am today;
My ex-wife.
My ex-girlfriends. Even Kim.
The nuns at St. Joseph’s primary school.
And a really skinny, totally hairless guy in Salt Lake City.
Peace,
mangeorge
Some kraut and relish for me, thank you. Light on the onions.
…hey, you gonna finish that?
It took until the 18th reply for someone to ask…
WHY?!
I’d guess the “why” was answered in the 10th reply.