If you'll smear your penis with mustard will it get burnt?

[Ale]

*Originally posted by eyeamflesch *
don’t you focus on me but on the act of smearing mustard on your penis and the utilitarian properties of it.

Though I tried hard, I can think of any utilitarian property for that. :dubious:

[Ale]

Make that “I CAN´T think…”

[blasphmer]

So it takes 40 posts before someone notices:
you’ll smear
He’s not asking about HIS tallywhacker, he wants us to all see if our schlongs pass muster(d).

[blasphmer]

Oh and I prefer my wenies served with a clam instead of in the buns.

[gluteus_maximus]

*Originally posted by blasphmer *
**So it takes 40 posts before someone notices:
you’ll smear
He’s not asking about HIS tallywhacker, he wants us to all see if our schlongs pass muster(d). **

So, you counted, blasphmer, but didn’t you read?

originally posted by gluteus maximus
** Re: If you’ll smear your penis with mustard will it get burnt?**

Originally posted by eyeamflesch If you’ll smear your penis with mustard will it get burnt?

**There are no known cases of mustard being burnt by contact with my penis.

Yet, some ancient philosopher supposedly said, “He who has a hot rod may as well smear mustard on his penis.”…**

Therefore, it took 30 posts before someone noticed… you “noticed” again, 11 posts later.

[Gyrate]

From Father Ted:

Ted: We need more concrete ideas than that. What do older women like?

Jack: My cock in a burger bun.

[eyeamflesch]

*Originally posted by mangeorge *
**Location: Greece
Really? First poster in Greece I’ve noticed here. And welcome.

Most people refer to only the part of the male genitals that protrudes (the shaft) as the penis. Rarely does it grow any hair. **

When I’m whacking off imagining that I’m eating a vagina I tend to see it as a whole, not a mixture of clitoris, pussylips and sometimes small hair that get stuck between your teeth. That’s how I think about the whole “penis area”.

Yer witty though.

[mangeorge]

Witty? I was trying to be clinical.

[Critical1]

theres a joke in here with the “Grey Poupon” but i just cant find it.

for your curiosity I recomend the encyclopedia of unusual sex acts (or is it practices?)

either way seems right up your alley.

[eyeamflesch]

*Originally posted by Critical1 *
**theres a joke in here with the “Grey Poupon” but i just cant find it.

for your curiosity I recomend the encyclopedia of unusual sex acts (or is it practices?)

either way seems right up your alley. **

I’m watching an eBay bid of the book, thanks.

[AskNott]

Television host Conan O’Brien is rumored to be launching a line of gourmet condiments. The profits will go to charity. The first two are ready to hit the stores in January. There’s Spicy Brown Formita Poupon Mustard. The other is Golden Arc de Triomphe Salad Dressing, a lemon-pepper preparation.