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[li] Above/on cheekbone[/li][li] Along snout[/li][li] Combo: General noogie-ing along snout[/li][li] On head just below and between the eyes where his snout ends[/li][li] On smart bump[/li][li] Behind and in front of smart bump[/li][li] Combo: General noogie-ing along top of head[/li][li] On butt cheeks[/li][li] On back above butt cheeks[/li][li] On “armpit” of rear legs[/li][li] On rib cage near front[/li][li] On rib cage near back[/li][li] Up and down the neck[/li][li] Behind the ears[/li][li] Other (please explain)[/li][/ul]
Need answer fast?
Do any males have clits?
If he actually had a clit he’d be licking it non-stop.
I was moved to post this poll partly for the stunning realization (stunning to-me, as a younger brother): in a family with an older and younger sibling and a dog, two members of that family will constantly be given noogies, and one will actually like it.
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I wonder what they call noogies in other languages. Do they do it? When foreigners saw Back to the Future, where they incredulous when Biff gave one?
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On reading - analogy mega-fail :rolleyes:.
Were any hallucinogenics used in the creation of this thread?
If yes, what were they and where did you get them?
Whiskey tango foxtrot?
And you thought it was difficult to find on a woman!
nm. Just figured it out.
Not with my dog.
This did not clarify the motivation or meaning of the OP.
Leaving off the sexual metaphor, skritching my dog’s belly causes him to kick his hind leg like he’s starting up a motorcycle.
Just don’t start the dog nipple poll.
I think he wants to know (here’s the mega fail) where the “magic spot” is on your dog. Where do you scratch them and get a very happy dog - could be drooling, rolling over, leg twitching, etc.
If that isn’t the explanation, I am backing out of this thread slowly. 'Cause that’s just all kinds of wrong, man!
You might be right. I really tried, but did not get this meaning. Is there a broader meaning of “clit” than I was taught in school?
No, there’s no broader meaning to the word. Leo Bloom just used it to be provocative. Notice the much tamer question for the actual poll, “Almost every spot on a dog is good to scritch–which spots are tried and true ones for yours?”
Female dogs DO have a clitoris. An actual, working, sexual organ that provides orgasms. Same idea as human ones, same bundle of nerves as a penis, just undeveloped in the female.
So I’ll just hang out over here, imagining the OP’s dog with a penis growing out of his head.