I dunno, but I fully support the right of the people to keep and Bear_Nennos
Mostlyclueless: (mostlycluelessed, mostlycluelessing) Performing a drive-by post with very little use or relevance to anyone involved.
Mine already is; so cherry picked from dictionary.com:
6. self-important; pompous.
7. rigid or strait-laced in attitudes, esp. in matters of personal behavior.
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9. ill-tempered; sulky.
To be bibliocatted: Upon sitting down to read something, you find a cat takes up residence on your lap, partially blocking whatever you wanted to read.
To Silenus is to insert one portion of your anatomy into another portion of your anatomy on a semi-regular basis. This ranges from foot-mouth to head-ass. I’m afraid the action is chronic.
To Rysdad:
Make a very long and involved post containing substantial amounts of math, and, invariably, do the math wrong.
“I Rysdadded that equation to the max.”
My wife already uses my real name to indicate
A well-intentioned but poorly performed home repair or improvement; a botched job.
Icarus
To attempt something glorius and monumental (fly to the Sun) with inadequate resources (on wings of wax) and thereby fail spectacularly (wax melts, fall back to Earth).
Mine is derived from a verb, a Latin one - *cunctor * - meaning to delay: Fabius Maximus
It was a verb when I was in college. Meant “to barf”.
To persistenty acknowledge the elephant in the room until you get fired.
Honestly, my user name isn’t really dirty but I can’t think of any other way to make it into a verb. It would probably be a notable one too.
Yeah, I guess mine is obvious.
briston (v.): To inadvertantly leave your boss a voice mail of you singing badly.
John DiFooled: To completely and totally delude yourself.
Do you really wanna Thorp me…
Do you really wanna see me cry…
Mine, of course, would be to kick all ya’ll in the ass so hard you start walking backwards. Except Askia. Dude’s Mo is definitely Jo, if you know what I mean.
Maybe you and me shouldn’t be in the same room together 
Hmm. Schrod the Bod, ain’t that Odd? If schrod is a verb, then there you go.
Mods, if you stop listening to your iPods, be a god, don’t nod, sod this
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post.
Anaamika meaning “nameless girl” I suppose if you were Anaamikaed, you’d be the victim of identity theft.
My real name already is a verb.
No, I’m not telling you what it is.