Now, I could be wrong (seeing as how I’m a white gal & all, and have never seen the movie you all are talking about), but I’m pretty sure it’s BUSTA Rhymes.
Yeah, I’m down wit it. I’m street. I’m urban. I’m hip.
I’m laughing at myself, too. 
I knew the answer, so I guess that makes me black as well. Although I must have The Glow, because I look very white in the mirror.
Well I’m glad that lovers of The Last Dragon can at last come out and unite with each other. That movie is one of my all-time favorites. One scene I’m sure yall will appreciate in particular is when Brue LeeRoy’s little brother frees himself from the ropes that bind him by steadfastly “popping and locking”. Cracks me up every time I think about.
But black litmus tests aside, where are all the black dopers? I would like to have at least one thread about blacks on the SDMB that doesn’t runneth over with hostility and controversy.
By the way, MrMyth is right. The correct answer is “I am”.
<cue the cheesy music>
You are the last dragon,
you possess the power
of the glow!
<singing>
When you got that glow…
I’m sorry, but the black litmus test isn’t The Last Dragon, it’s The Wiz. I don’t think you’re black you with the face since you didn’t know this!
Ahem! Aren’t we forgetting that in order to be a true Black person, you must also supply another quote from the movie in question or Purple Rain?
In that spirit, I say: “Dis izza BIDness!”
Buster Rhymes! I love it. Meatros, if you hadn’t of stated that you weren’t African American I think that we would have guessed!
I’m black, and I never even heard of The Last Dragon. Of course, if you had used Friday…
“I wanna see some asses wigglin’!” I dare you to top that one auntie em.
Kiss my converse, monstro! And put some more activator on that jheri curl 'fro you got on your head, please. I imagine it’s a little bit parched these days.
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Believe it or not, I actually typed this phrase just a few hours ago. This past weekend I saw someone who had one of these - he was a white guy. I hadn’t seen a 'do like that in many years.
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Only the blackest of the black know who’s the black privite dick who’s a sex machine with all the chicks…
…and I aint talkin bout Samuel L.
Nonsense! I’ve seen and loved both of those movies, and even my white friends make fun of how white I am!
“Ease on down, ease on down the rooooaad!”
::Claps hands outta rhythm::
Shyte!
If you know where the rapper Biggie Smalls got his nickname from, then you are truly the master…
Large penis with small balls.
I used to have all sorts of sounds associated with actions on my computer. Whenever I had a fatal error, my computer would pipe up with “I’ll get you, Bumpy!” Tickled me, every time.
Skerri
Goofy White Girl
The real acid test:Dolemite. I never heard of Dolemite until I saw House Party. You’ve never seen House Party?. Give back that membership card!
Dolemite was great; especially the sequel, The Human Tornado. Rudy Ray Moore is so over the top in that one it is ridiculous.
If we’re talking blaxploitation, Shaft is the best, but Superfly gets an honorable mention. Plus, Curtis Mayfield’s Superfly soundtrack is much better than Isaac Hayes’ acclaimed Shaft soundtrack. While I like the Shaft soundtrack, Superfly stands by itself as more than a soundtrack. The Superfly soundtrack, without a movie to accompany it, would be an incredible album by itself.
Of course, that’s just one white guy’s opinion 
For more information on Curtis Mayfield and Isaac Hayes, consult your local library!!!
Of course, I should add that the Wayans Brothers’ parody of blaxploitation, I’m Gonna Get You Sucka, is also great. I still crack up thinking about the fight scene with the stunt double in the diner
Does Under the Cherry Moon count?
Stop it, y’all … I’m at work!
…
“Heeee’s Piimp of the Yeeeeear!”
“You been shoppin’ at the GoodWill? … Brother be walkin’ on aquariums!”
“I said ‘Close the door’, shithead!”
“How much for one rib?”
(paraphrase below)
" 'Just give me a swallow for 10 cent.
‘The cup costs 80 cents, fool!’
‘Fuck the cup – just pour in my hand!’ "
quote:
If you wonted to buy a Sam Cooke a’bum, whe’ wouldja go?
To the wrecka stow?
I am the brother from another mother. I purified myself in the waters of Lake Minnetaka. Jerome, get me my change.
Do you require anything else, beside my company, to make you happy?
The secret awaits eyes unclouded by ambition…
You see, it’s mumbo jumbo like that; and skinny little lizards like you who think they’re the last dragon that gives kung fu a bad name.