Damn…
I mean, DAMN!
Math problem A: You own a truck. You want to be first at the red light. You leave your house at 8 am, heading west at 600 miles per hour. What do you do? 
Answer: You drive up my BUTT to get there!
HELLO!
I’m there, too, man. I’m the driver of that mid-sized, teal car that you wanna run down, oh, so badly! WAKE UP!! Jerk! Yeah, you! JERK! Slow the F down, dude!
(warning stereotypical comment coming):
Truck F**ks (my cool-ass term for such irritating truck owners, aren’t I cool?) annoy me! Where is it written that you, a truck driver MUST:
A. Be an ASS! :mad:
B. Run cars off the road. :dubious:
C. Drive up my butt to get to the red light/railroad crossing/ four-way stop/two-way stop/freeway entrance/freeway exit!
D. Use your vehicle to manhandle others as an excuse for a small penis/empty head.
E. Switch lanes with excessive speed and without signalling!!
F. Practically clip my car during ANY of these maneuvers!
G. Try to kill me without even looking! :wally
