If You're Married and Don't Know it, Raise Your Hand

::raises hand::

But that’s more because the other party sat on the final divorce paperwork & didn’t file it with the court as they were supposed to.
This raises my tab to putting my lawer’s kid thru grad school. :mad:

Apparently I am; when I flew to Germany last year the ticket said ‘Mrs [firstname][lastname]’ on it.

I must really have been drunk, I didn’t think I’d been to the US at all (barring 4 hours in an airport as a kid), let alone Vegas, alternatively, here you have to wait 15 days between getting a license and the ceremony, so frankly I’m suprised I lived.