That’s it, I’m never eating meat again. I’m convinced. How can you say no to eeyore?
damn!
no firecrackers?
I want a ham sandwich.
But, but… no firecrackers? Herbivores must pay for this outrage! Until I get firecrackers I will eat their flesh.
I could not understand a word that girl was saying. Something about firecrackers and exploding animals? What the hell kind of freaky butcher was she patronizing?
Like, you’re not like gonna see like firecrackers. Like when you become a vegetarian. Like I just saw like how these animals were like torn apart and like thrown like on my plate. Like this delicious piece of like veal. And it was like cut paper thin. And floured. and sauteed really quick. And then I like changed my mind.
::drool::
With my teeth I’ve torn the mutilated bodies of, and then ingested, a half-dozen shrimp already today! My demands are simple - firecrackers.
I will eat flesh again in 4 hours if these demands are not met.
No firecrackers? You’re not eating enough wasabi.
Me, I like wasabi. Smeared liberally over a roast cow.
No firecrakers? Shit.
Excuse me while I go do heart transplant surgery on mice - an experiment that will not benefit people in any way. :rolleyes:
Are you going to replace the heart with, say, a firecracker, perhaps?
I would have a difficult time getting that experiment past the Internal Animal Care and Use Committee.
Proposed Experment: Inter-abdominal ingintion of potassium nitrate.
Species used: Mus musculus
Number of animals requested: 1
Goal of experiment: None. Justed wanted to see if you guys really read these protocol forms.
Like, you have been spending way too much time with the girl child.
Mmmmmm…Firecracker Chicken from Panda Express…yum.
Hey Alex, are you gonna eat your burger? No? Thanks…double yum.