there’d be no more folk singers.
A committee is a lifeform with six or more legs and no brain.
it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!
::Hammering out love between the brothers and the sisters all over this land::
Mike Mulligan had a steam shovel,
a beautiful red steam shovel.
Her name was Mary Anne.
…I could turn back time
If…only I had a life!
…the hands of time
were hands that I could hold
I’d hold them close and in my hands
They’d not grow cold
Hand in hand we’d choose
The moments that should last.
Those special moments that should have
No future and no past!
OR
…I were a carpenter
And you were a lady
Would you marry me anyway
Would you have my baby?
OR
…you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
Just like an old-time movie
'Bout a ghost in a wishing well
In a castle dark or a fortress strong
With chains upon his feet.
Am I a child of the 70’s or what?
Oh gosh - how could I leave off this classic:
…I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me.
(Real song by the Bellamy Brothers, but mercifully, that’s all I know of it…)
Sue from El Paso
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
…it was an inch to the left it would have killed me!
If it was an inch to the right, it would have missed you altogether!
(My favorite line from The Rockford Files. I, also, am a child of the seventies)
…you’re so darn smart, why ain’t ya rich?
I guess I’m just better off living with my inner tensions.
—Snoopy
…flies carried machine guns, frogs wouldn’t f**k with them!
Chuck L.
“The intellectuals’ chief cause of anguish are one another’s works.”
Jacques Barzun
Cheers! CAL
…I were a rich man.
Yabba dabba dabba diba dabba diba diba diba diba dum.
…OP = Interesting
Then Post Reply
Else play FreeCell
End If
Imbibo, ergo sum.
If I had a nickel for every post in this thread…
If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
If it’s Tuesday, this must be MPSIMS.
If I had a nickel for every post on this message board, I’d have $15690.50.
Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination.
…I had a bulldozer
Everything would be so fine
I would never have to “move it over”
Never have to stand in line
If I had a bulldozer
There’d be lots of parking places
I’d just look for that brand new Corvette
That’s been taking up two spaces…
If I were a rule I would bend.
… you could only see the way she loves me, maybe you would understand.
… it makes you happyyyyy, it can’t be that baaaaa-aa-a-ad.
… you don’t start drinking, I’m gonna leave.
“Nothing is so firmly believed as what is least known” - Michel Gyquem de Montaigne
. . . Then
I understand all the words, they just don’t make sense together like that.
< Judy Tenuda(sp?) as Cher >
“If I could turn back time…I would date a fetus.”
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
…is a swell song by the Darling Buds that nobody else seesm to have ever heard of.
…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!
…only.
…I could go back and do it again…
…I but turned a different corner<from a George Michael song>
sigh
Seen on billboard near home:
Don’t make me come down there.
God